Who's the 2008 King of the N00b's? Time to vote. - Page 4

**BigRedChief** · 03:15 PM

This is a non-public poll so you can vote in secret for your favorite n00b.

The Polls are now open. Poll place listing determined by order of nomination. Midnight Vulture was disqualified because he has already been on the Planet under another username. Triple could be a dupe user name, if so he will also be disqualified. Stevie Ray is not a N00b. Wellll on the Planet anyway.

N00bs may campaign, bribe and unduly influence voters at will during the election.

Past Winners:
2007 Crazy Coffey
2006 Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 Forgot, anyone remember? The poll may not have taken place. Where's the Planet's historian?
2004 Fax

Write in votes must be public.

Current write in totals:
badmajama = 1 vote
M_V = 1 vote

SPATCH · 01-05-2009, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72

Man I should have joined in 2009 would have had a full year to campaign. Now I'm not even qualified to run against a field that has "no 2008 n00b is worthy" as an option.

if your think that you're better than the n00b class of 2008 then you can go **** yourself

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-05-2009, 12:45 AM

n00b fight!@@1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!onewon

**DaneMcCloud** · 01-05-2009, 12:46 AM

Spatula's a lead paint eating drano baby.

DCS gets my vote!

**TinyEvel** · 01-05-2009, 12:56 AM

What, no KCBubb listed?

Dang, I had put a lot of hope and effort into that guy. Even gave him his own welcome thread.

He's like my own personal Brodie Croyle.

**DaneMcCloud** · 01-05-2009, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

What, no KCBubb listed?

Dang, I had put a lot of hope and effort into that guy. Even gave him his own welcome thread.

He's like my own personal Brodie Croyle.

I think he's closer to your own personal Rashard Barksdale

**Kyle DeLexus** · 01-05-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_spatula

if your think that you're better than the n00b class of 2008 then you can go **** yourself

Of course I'm better!...I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

But then again I wasn't even included in the n00b class of 2008 on the official here's who you can nominate post so what do I know.

SPATCH · 01-05-2009, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72

Of course I'm better!...I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

But then again I wasn't even included in the n00b class of 2008 on the official here's who you can nominate post so what do I know.

you didn't have enough posts... it was in the OP n00b

**Kyle DeLexus** · 01-05-2009, 01:14 AM

Also...a vote for MWagg72 is basically a vote saying yes I'd have sex with Taya Parker 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year! Why, anything else would be un-American (or un-Canadian if thats where your from)

**Kyle DeLexus** · 01-05-2009, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_spatula

you didn't have enough posts... it was in the OP n00b

Yep, I was just trying to make a case for what a great candidate I could have made given time to campaign and $30 mill. and to raise attention to the fact that the system is flawed!

SPATCH · 01-05-2009, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MWagg72

Yep, I was just trying to make a case for what a great candidate I could have made given time to campaign and $30 mill. and to raise attention to the fact that the system is flawed!

gtfo

**BigRedChief** · 01-05-2009, 12:41 PM

Mike Mazlowski leads the pack with 15 votes

Darth Carlsatan and dorseybowe are tied for 2nd place with 11 votes apiece.

raybec 4 · 01-05-2009, 12:55 PM

What kind of shit is this? Jesus, I thought I would get a sympathy vote at least.

eazyb81 · 01-05-2009, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Spatula's a lead paint eating drano baby.

DCS gets my vote!

Why? Because he dared to question you in the everlasting Big 12/Pac 10 pissfest?

And THEN you go on to laud Darth Douche, the most annoying poster on here?

Kerberos · 01-05-2009, 01:37 PM

I vote for Midnight Duchebag.

He was entertaining to watch everyone pile on and he didn't know when to stop.

AND he's got a KICKASS motorcycle too. Chicks dig it.

**BigRedChief** · 01-05-2009, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raybec 4

What kind of shit is this? Jesus, I thought I would get a sympathy vote at least.

You got nominated. Seems at least your nominator would vote for you?

View Poll Results: The 2008 King of the N00bs is.......
JASONSAUTO	7	5.30%
Triple	4	3.03%
Darth CarlSatan	19	14.39%
dorseybowe	15	11.36%
chiefzilla1501	6	4.55%
Jewish Rabbi	11	8.33%
SHTSPRAYER	4	3.03%
Friendo	2	1.52%
raybec 4	1	0.76%
magichef	3	2.27%
the_spatula	9	6.82%
MikeMazlowski	18	13.64%
Your write in vote	5	3.79%
No 2008 n00b is worthy	24	18.18%
Whatever noo0b Gaz is backing.	4	3.03%
Voters: 132. You may not vote on this poll

01-04-2009, 10:24 AM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-721038 VARSITY	Who's the 2008 King of the N00b's? Time to vote. This is a non-public poll so you can vote in secret for your favorite n00b. The Polls are now open. Poll place listing determined by order of nomination. Midnight Vulture was disqualified because he has already been on the Planet under another username. Triple could be a dupe user name, if so he will also be disqualified. Stevie Ray is not a N00b. Wellll on the Planet anyway. N00bs may campaign, bribe and unduly influence voters at will during the election. Past Winners: 2007 Crazy Coffey 2006 Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 Forgot, anyone remember? The poll may not have taken place. Where's the Planet's historian? 2004 Fax Write in votes must be public. Current write in totals: badmajama = 1 vote M_V = 1 vote Last edited by BigRedChief; 01-04-2009 at 03:15 PM..
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01-05-2009, 12:46 AM	#48
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Spatula's a lead paint eating drano baby. DCS gets my vote!
Posts: 88,960

01-05-2009, 12:56 AM	#49
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2269601	What, no KCBubb listed? Dang, I had put a lot of hope and effort into that guy. Even gave him his own welcome thread. He's like my own personal Brodie Croyle.
Posts: 12,317

01-05-2009, 01:14 AM	#53
Kyle DeLexus Opie and Anthony XM 105 Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10002400	Also...a vote for MWagg72 is basically a vote saying yes I'd have sex with Taya Parker 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year! Why, anything else would be un-American (or un-Canadian if thats where your from)
Posts: 7,910

01-05-2009, 12:41 PM	#56
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-721038 VARSITY	Mike Mazlowski leads the pack with 15 votes Darth Carlsatan and dorseybowe are tied for 2nd place with 11 votes apiece. __________________ Mahomes is not a game manager. Release the Kraken.
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01-05-2009, 12:55 PM	#57
raybec 4 MVP Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: East Jabip Casino cash: $4593807	What kind of shit is this? Jesus, I thought I would get a sympathy vote at least.
Posts: 11,058

01-05-2009, 01:37 PM	#59
Kerberos Chiefs Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $10000632	I vote for Midnight Duchebag. He was entertaining to watch everyone pile on and he didn't know when to stop. AND he's got a KICKASS motorcycle too. Chicks dig it.
Posts: 5,638