Chiefs Time to crown the 2010 King of the N00bs! - Page 15

**BigRedChief** · 06:34 PM

POLL CLOSES TUESDAY AT 7:00 PM CENTRAL TIME

Nominations are closed. Time to crown the Planet's new 2010 King of the Noobs!

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2010 to present day.

Everyone gets one public vote. Any shennigans with mults will be dealt with by mods. Don't even try to go there.

All grafts and bribes is allowed and encouraged.

Current Bribes:

Shogun:
$150K in casino cash a rumored nudie pic of a former/current GF

Unfunny gimmick option(I think the new server?):
Bugeater giving $500K for every vote.

You can campaign, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign.

Planetman is disqualified. The person who nominated him will be dealt with harshly by the Academy.

Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004).

2010 King of the noobs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

Previous honorees:
2009 King of the n00bs: BossChief
2008 The Planet decided that no one was worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-05-2011, 12:10 AM

You ****ers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.

Rams Fan · 01-05-2011, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

You ****ers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.

I'm taking my talents to East St. Louis.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-05-2011, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rams Fan

I'm taking my talents to East St. Louis.

Dude, just don't stop the car and you'll be fine.

**alnorth** · 01-05-2011, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

You ****ers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.

The new server was probably manufactured in Baltimore.

01-05-2011, 12:12 AM

$10,000,000 casino cash to new campaign managers for alamoswim for the cause. You start campaigning for alamoswim and earn 1,000,000 for every 10 votes you help to bring to the cause. When alamoswim wins all participating campaign managers get a casino cash bump to $10 Mill total each. If I have 10 campaign managers, that's fine with me. I will give out 100,000,000 as long as alamoswim wins.

KurtCobain · 01-05-2011, 12:13 AM

Vote for spida_man22.

Rams Fan · 01-05-2011, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Dude, just don't stop the car and you'll be fine.

I'm taking the server with me.

Fumblerooski · 01-05-2011, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fumblerooskie

(The New Server posts on WPI...)

^^^^

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

You ****ers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.

**Lumpy** · 01-05-2011, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

Check Gonzo's page.

Now I'm hungry for some tators! Wait, why did you google "Lumpy"? You won't find much.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Don't make us put you in the bottom 35.

It's simple, Bugeater, tell you're friend, Server, to play by my rules and he will get my vote. I'm calling the shots here.

Rams Fan · 01-05-2011, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

$10,000,000 casino cash to new campaign managers for alamoswim for the cause. You start campaigning for alamoswim and earn 1,000,000 for every 10 votes you help to bring to the cause. When alamoswim wins all participating campaign managers get a casino cash bump to $10 Mill total each. If I have 10 campaign managers, that's fine with me. I will give out 100,000,000 as long as alamoswim wins.

Alamoswim is ineligible for this contest. He signed up in 2004.

**Buck** · 01-05-2011, 12:15 AM

My grandpa was born in East St. Louis, IL.

01-05-2011, 12:15 AM

Campaign managers will be required to bully and harass campaigners for all other candidates. I will start neg repping all other campaigners immediately. Who is with me?

**alnorth** · 01-05-2011, 12:15 AM

The value of casino cash is slightly lower than the Mexican Peso. We're all swimming in it.

Shogun is clearly king of the n00bs. His posting is superior to all other candidates, he's a chief fan, and it is playoff week.

**Buck** · 01-05-2011, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Now I'm hungry for some tators! Wait, why did you google "Lumpy". You won't find much.

I was looking for n00dz

Rams Fan · 01-05-2011, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

Campaign managers will be required to bully and harass campaigners for all other candidates. I will start neg repping all other campaigners immediately. Who is with me?

I'm not campaigning for anyone, but Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004).

View Poll Results: Who shall we crown?
Shogun	55	28.65%
Livesteam	3	1.56%
Rams Fan	28	14.58%
warispeace	4	2.08%
Alamoswim	1	0.52%
WVChieffan	2	1.04%
Superturtle	3	1.56%
spida_man22	2	1.04%
Braniac	0	0%
Fumblerooskie	5	2.60%
yhf	0	0%
Planetman	4	2.08%
Jive Ass	2	1.04%
Planetman	0	0%
GoodDaySir	0	0%
Pawnmower	17	8.85%
The new server	51	26.56%
Write in vote below	3	1.56%
No N00b is worthy	12	6.25%
Voters: 192. You may not vote on this poll

01-04-2011, 05:54 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-571038 VARSITY	Time to crown the 2010 King of the N00bs! POLL CLOSES TUESDAY AT 7:00 PM CENTRAL TIME Nominations are closed. Time to crown the Planet's new 2010 King of the Noobs! Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2010 to present day. Everyone gets one public vote. Any shennigans with mults will be dealt with by mods. Don't even try to go there. All grafts and bribes is allowed and encouraged. Current Bribes: Shogun: $150K in casino cash a rumored nudie pic of a former/current GF Unfunny gimmick option(I think the new server?): Bugeater giving $500K for every vote. You can campaign, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign. Planetman is disqualified. The person who nominated him will be dealt with harshly by the Academy. Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004). 2010 King of the noobs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222 2009 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year 2009 King of n00bs discussion :http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year 2008 King of the N00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2008 King of the N00bs discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2007 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs The 2007 n00b discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs Previous honorees: 2009 King of the n00bs: BossChief 2008 The Planet decided that no one was worthy 2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the n00bs: Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 01-07-2011 at 06:34 PM..
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01-05-2011, 12:10 AM	#211
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!! Casino cash: $19947565	You ****ers don't deserve The New Server. You don't appreciate The New Server. The New Server should start posting at WPI.
Posts: 56,649

01-05-2011, 12:12 AM	#215
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	$10,000,000 casino cash to new campaign managers for alamoswim for the cause. You start campaigning for alamoswim and earn 1,000,000 for every 10 votes you help to bring to the cause. When alamoswim wins all participating campaign managers get a casino cash bump to $10 Mill total each. If I have 10 campaign managers, that's fine with me. I will give out 100,000,000 as long as alamoswim wins.
Posts: n/a

01-05-2011, 12:13 AM	#216
KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-3337903	Vote for spida_man22.
Posts: 28,544

01-05-2011, 12:15 AM	#221
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $6190295	My grandpa was born in East St. Louis, IL.
Posts: 44,604

01-05-2011, 12:15 AM	#222
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Campaign managers will be required to bully and harass campaigners for all other candidates. I will start neg repping all other campaigners immediately. Who is with me?
Posts: n/a

01-05-2011, 12:15 AM	#223
alnorth . Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $57156239	The value of casino cash is slightly lower than the Mexican Peso. We're all swimming in it. Shogun is clearly king of the n00bs. His posting is superior to all other candidates, he's a chief fan, and it is playoff week. __________________ how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? HOW MANY?! none they just sit in the dark and cry
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