Chiefs Time to crown the 2010 King of the N00bs! - Page 8

**BigRedChief** · 06:34 PM

POLL CLOSES TUESDAY AT 7:00 PM CENTRAL TIME

Nominations are closed. Time to crown the Planet's new 2010 King of the Noobs!

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2010 to present day.

Everyone gets one public vote. Any shennigans with mults will be dealt with by mods. Don't even try to go there.

All grafts and bribes is allowed and encouraged.

Current Bribes:

Shogun:
$150K in casino cash a rumored nudie pic of a former/current GF

Unfunny gimmick option(I think the new server?):
Bugeater giving $500K for every vote.

You can campaign, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign.

Planetman is disqualified. The person who nominated him will be dealt with harshly by the Academy.

Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004).

2010 King of the noobs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

Previous honorees:
2009 King of the n00bs: BossChief
2008 The Planet decided that no one was worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

yhf · 01-04-2011, 07:04 PM

I voted for Shogun. His post count coupled with the fact that he is actually a Chiefs fan made the decision a no brainer. The new server would make an excellent Vice notY in my opinion.

Inasmuch as I am on the ballot I suppose that I should say a few words for myself. From day one my campaign has been founded upon a handful of basic principles. My board presence is marginal at best and rife with apathy, however it is occasionally punctuated by brief outbursts of n00b shitheadedness (often times fueled by excessive consumption of alcohol). So uh... in summary a vote for me represents your disgust for this years n00b class, It says "I prefer my n00bs too be seldom seen and always ignored". Or something. Thank you for your time and vote for Shogun.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 01-04-2011, 07:04 PM

I nominate Jive Ass for coolest new n00b name.

Stinger · 01-04-2011, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun

done

Shogun is now officially backed by Stinger.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 01-04-2011, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yhf

I voted for Shogun. His post count coupled with the fact that he is actually a Chiefs fan made the decision a no brainer. The new server would make an excellent Vice notY in my opinion.

Inasmuch as I am on the ballot I suppose that I should say a few words for myself. From day one my campaign has been founded upon a handful of basic principles. My board presence is marginal at best and rife with apathy, however it is occasionally punctuated by brief outbursts of n00b shitheadedness (often times fueled by excessive consumption of alcohol). So uh... in summary a vote for me represents your disgust for this years n00b class, It says "I prefer my n00bs too be seldom seen and always ignored". Or something. Thank you for your time and vote for Shogun.

Rep.

**BigRedChief** · 01-04-2011, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

Wait, the new server is an option? Done.

It was nominated and 2nd'd. Checked the Academy by-laws and nothing in there against hardware.

**Shogun** · 01-04-2011, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yhf

I voted for Shogun. His post count coupled with the fact that he is actually a Chiefs fan made the decision a no brainer. The new server would make an excellent Vice notY in my opinion.

Inasmuch as I am on the ballot I suppose that I should say a few words for myself. From day one my campaign has been founded upon a handful of basic principles. My board presence is marginal at best and rife with apathy, however it is occasionally punctuated by brief outbursts of n00b shitheadedness (often times fueled by excessive consumption of alcohol). So uh... in summary a vote for me represents your disgust for this years n00b class, It says "I prefer my n00bs too be seldom seen and always ignored". Or something. Thank you for your time and vote for Shogun.

You're in OP? I will buy you beer or jump your car someday.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-04-2011, 07:09 PM

Listen. We have a voter who has been with us for 7 years, and has not posted 1 single, solitary time cast a vote. Her name is Chiefschick23. Who did she vote for? The New ****ing Server, that's who. Why? Because she recognizes quality, contribution, suave, and sex appeal. She's been here longer than most of you. She knows these things. Vote for The New Server.

WV · 01-04-2011, 07:10 PM

I'll vote for shogun, but I want in on the pics or it's the new server!

And Ohhhhhh yes quality and reality matter!

**Shogun** · 01-04-2011, 07:12 PM

Consider it done

Rams Fan · 01-04-2011, 07:12 PM

The New Server and Shogun are tied for the lead.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 01-04-2011, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Listen. We have a voter who has been with us for 7 years, and has not posted 1 single, solitary time cast a vote. Her name is Chiefschick23. Who did she vote for? The New ****ing Server, that's who. Why? Because she recognizes quality, contribution, suave, and sex appeal. She's been here longer than most of you. She knows these things. Vote for The New Server.

I know CC23.

CC, you dirty little lurker, you.

Rams Fan · 01-04-2011, 07:13 PM

I'll give Shogun casino cash to donate for votes if he shows me the pic.

**Donger** · 01-04-2011, 07:15 PM

This thread makes me feel unclean. Not unlike the 2008 POTUS election.

**Bwana** · 01-04-2011, 07:16 PM

Hmmmm?

Stinger · 01-04-2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

This thread makes me feel unclean. .

[Insert leg washing joke here]

View Poll Results: Who shall we crown?
Shogun	55	28.65%
Livesteam	3	1.56%
Rams Fan	28	14.58%
warispeace	4	2.08%
Alamoswim	1	0.52%
WVChieffan	2	1.04%
Superturtle	3	1.56%
spida_man22	2	1.04%
Braniac	0	0%
Fumblerooskie	5	2.60%
yhf	0	0%
Planetman	4	2.08%
Jive Ass	2	1.04%
Planetman	0	0%
GoodDaySir	0	0%
Pawnmower	17	8.85%
The new server	51	26.56%
Write in vote below	3	1.56%
No N00b is worthy	12	6.25%
Voters: 192. You may not vote on this poll

01-04-2011, 05:54 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-571038 VARSITY	Time to crown the 2010 King of the N00bs! POLL CLOSES TUESDAY AT 7:00 PM CENTRAL TIME Nominations are closed. Time to crown the Planet's new 2010 King of the Noobs! Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2010 to present day. Everyone gets one public vote. Any shennigans with mults will be dealt with by mods. Don't even try to go there. All grafts and bribes is allowed and encouraged. Current Bribes: Shogun: $150K in casino cash a rumored nudie pic of a former/current GF Unfunny gimmick option(I think the new server?): Bugeater giving $500K for every vote. You can campaign, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign. Planetman is disqualified. The person who nominated him will be dealt with harshly by the Academy. Alamoswim is ineligible(signed up in 2004). 2010 King of the noobs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222 2009 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year 2009 King of n00bs discussion :http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year 2008 King of the N00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2008 King of the N00bs discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2007 King of the n00bs poll http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs The 2007 n00b discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs Previous honorees: 2009 King of the n00bs: BossChief 2008 The Planet decided that no one was worthy 2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the n00bs: Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 01-07-2011 at 06:34 PM..
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01-04-2011, 07:04 PM	#106
yhf Starter Join Date: May 2010 Location: OPKS Casino cash: $9994925	I voted for Shogun. His post count coupled with the fact that he is actually a Chiefs fan made the decision a no brainer. The new server would make an excellent Vice notY in my opinion. Inasmuch as I am on the ballot I suppose that I should say a few words for myself. From day one my campaign has been founded upon a handful of basic principles. My board presence is marginal at best and rife with apathy, however it is occasionally punctuated by brief outbursts of n00b shitheadedness (often times fueled by excessive consumption of alcohol). So uh... in summary a vote for me represents your disgust for this years n00b class, It says "I prefer my n00bs too be seldom seen and always ignored". Or something. Thank you for your time and vote for Shogun.
Posts: 430

01-04-2011, 07:04 PM	#107
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	I nominate Jive Ass for coolest new n00b name. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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01-04-2011, 07:09 PM	#112
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!! Casino cash: $19947565	Listen. We have a voter who has been with us for 7 years, and has not posted 1 single, solitary time cast a vote. Her name is Chiefschick23. Who did she vote for? The New ****ing Server, that's who. Why? Because she recognizes quality, contribution, suave, and sex appeal. She's been here longer than most of you. She knows these things. Vote for The New Server.
Posts: 56,649

01-04-2011, 07:10 PM	#113
WV Veteran Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: In the Holler Casino cash: $10004950	I'll vote for shogun, but I want in on the pics or it's the new server! And Ohhhhhh yes quality and reality matter!
Posts: 4,983

01-04-2011, 07:12 PM	#115
Rams Fan Greatest QB Duo of 2015 Join Date: Mar 2010 Casino cash: $1061023	The New Server and Shogun are tied for the lead.
Posts: 17,508

01-04-2011, 07:13 PM	#117
Rams Fan Greatest QB Duo of 2015 Join Date: Mar 2010 Casino cash: $1061023	I'll give Shogun casino cash to donate for votes if he shows me the pic.
Posts: 17,508

01-04-2011, 07:15 PM	#118
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $6939900 VARSITY	This thread makes me feel unclean. Not unlike the 2008 POTUS election. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 190,789

01-04-2011, 07:16 PM	#119
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2136043647	Hmmmm? __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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