ChiefsPlanet Who is the Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs for 2008-2009? - Page 14

**BigRedChief** · 06:07 PM

Last year we couldn't find a worthy King of the Noob. So we carried it over to this year.

Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2008 to present day.

You can campaign, resign your commission, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign. Whether you choose to publically declare your candidate or not is up to you. I will make a list in this orginal post of the most popular N00bs mentioned in this thread.
When the nominations are closed I'll post a poll and the Planet will have a new King of the Noobs!

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

The last King of the Noobs Crazy Coffey is crowned.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

Current 2008-2009 King of the Noob Nominees:
BossChief x5
Toadkiller
Sofa King x8
Fritz88 x2
JD10367 x8
Soundmind
KcChiefsKing
kyledelexus x2
TheGuardian x3
Knowmo2724 x2
BY1401
Pioli Zombie
Raised on Riots
Jerm
MikeMaslowski
Dante84

BY1401 · 12-02-2009, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

You mess with the Chairman of the Academy you can forget a King of the Noobs title in your future.

To heck with tKotN.

I'm after a mod position.

Or the all chick three-way with Jilly and Lumpy, whichever comes first.

**Donger** · 12-02-2009, 02:52 PM

Sofa King · 12-02-2009, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Sofa King · 12-02-2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

WTF...

Man, I leave for like 2 hours and this is what I come back to?

IMHO this is how I rank the top 3 n00bs..

1. JD
2. Fritz
3. SofaKing

That's all that matters. I scored it as follows:

1. JD has some hilarious, off the wall shit. He? doesn't back down at all either.
2. Fritz and Mr. Plow make sure that the Epic Fail thread always has some fresh stuff on it almost every day. I also find him quite funny during Gif Wars.
3. SofaKing is fairly knowledgeable when it comes to Football. He also never takes shit from anyone, ever.

My rankings may change, it just depends on who sucks up the most.

Buck,
Smell my taint-sweat bitch.

you wanna fight about it?

*sarcasm*

maybe i should put that after every post... just to make sure...

**Gonzo** · 12-02-2009, 02:57 PM

I actually think we have some really good n00bs this time around.

(We def. have some douchebags, but that's par for the course)

You guys need to suck up to Bugeater more than anyone. He's the new Skip.

**Buck** · 12-02-2009, 02:59 PM

Okay, if Sofa King can beat me in a 1 on 1 Helicopter Tournament in the Arcade, he gets my vote.

**Buck** · 12-02-2009, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I actually think we have some really good n00bs this time around.

(We def. have some douchebags, but that's par for the course)

You guys need to suck up to Bugeater more than anyone. He's the new Skip.

There is no such thing as a new Skip.

Sofa King · 12-02-2009, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Okay, if Sofa King can beat me in a 1 on 1 Helicopter Tournament in the Arcade, he gets my vote.

how about Archery?

**doomy3** · 12-02-2009, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaChapelle

Pioli Zombie
Raised on Riots
Billay

I thought this vote was for N00b of the year, not douche of the year.

Pablo · 12-02-2009, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy3

I thought this vote was for N00b of the year, not douche of the year.

n00b and douche are interchangeable.

**BigRedChief** · 12-02-2009, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I actually think we have some really good n00bs this time around.

(We def. have some douchebags, but that's par for the course)

You guys need to suck up to Bugeater more than anyone. He's the new Skip.

Who's the chairman of the academy? any bribes being handed out, I'm first in line!

**doomy3** · 12-02-2009, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

As much as I dislike the idea of another non-Chiefs fan winning this, JD has to be the front runner, followed VERY closely by Sofa King and BossChief.

Yep. JD is far and away the best n00b, IMO.

**Buck** · 12-02-2009, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

how about Archery?

**Gonzo** · 12-02-2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

There is no such thing as a new Skip.

I guess I should have prefaced that comment with, he's the skip as far as n00b bashing. Skip's been taking it a little easier on the n00bs recently. (imo)
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**BigRedChief** · 12-02-2009, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I guess I should have prefaced that comment with, he's the skip as far as n00b bashing. Skip's been taking it a little easier on the n00bs recently. (imo)
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mellowed in his old age?

12-01-2009, 10:22 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $-571038 VARSITY	Who is the Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs for 2008-2009? Last year we couldn't find a worthy King of the Noob. So we carried it over to this year. Qualification criteria is anyone who joined after January 1st 2008 to present day. You can campaign, resign your commission, threaten the Academy voters etc.....Just don't forget to vote and campaign. Whether you choose to publically declare your candidate or not is up to you. I will make a list in this orginal post of the most popular N00bs mentioned in this thread. When the nominations are closed I'll post a poll and the Planet will have a new King of the Noobs! 2008 King of the N00bs poll: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs 2008 King of the N00bs discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs The last King of the Noobs Crazy Coffey is crowned. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs The 2007 n00b discussion: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs Previous honorees: 2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the Noobs = Fax Current 2008-2009 King of the Noob Nominees: BossChief x5 Toadkiller Sofa King x8 Fritz88 x2 JD10367 x8 Soundmind KcChiefsKing kyledelexus x2 TheGuardian x3 Knowmo2724 x2 BY1401 Pioli Zombie Raised on Riots Jerm MikeMaslowski Dante84 Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-02-2009 at 06:07 PM..
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