Life Drinking Beer and Smoking Ribs... - Page 11

**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 02:19 PM

I'm in my backyard on a beautiful day, drinking beer and smoking a few racks of ribs. I think I have just about perfected this art. I use a good dry rub that has ground cayanne, sea salt, minced dry garlic, red pepper and a little onion salt. My baste has some Johnny Red, olive oil, cajun seasoning, balsanic vinagar and fresh garlic. My beer has alcohol, hopps and has been kissed by angels.
My boy is hanging out with me. He turns 1 on Tuesday. My wife is mowing the yard in some skin tight jeans.
Life is good today, that is all.
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**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Stoysich is really good too, they're a little closer to where I live now, but they're not cheap.

I used to go to stoysich until when I needed supplies for butchering deer and elk, until I discovered hobarts. (much cheaper for that type of thing)
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**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

My wife's stepsister used to live in Bellevue, right off Corhhusker. Don't remember the name, but they lived by the big Wal-Mart, and right down the street from a high school.....

Bellevue West, that was my high school for a year. I live no more than 2 miles from there. I live down by Offutt afb now.
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**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

That makes sense, and that's what I thought when I saw that. Kind of reverse logic working.

I need a beer. Who wants what?

Get me a Natty lite.
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**Bowser** · 07-19-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Bellevue West, that was my high school for a year. I live no more than 2 miles from there. I live down by Offutt afb now.
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I remember we went over the toll bridge to get to her place, and that there was a Runza not far from where they lived. Good shit, that Runza.

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Get me a Natty lite.
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**** you. Drink a Red Stripe.

**Bugeater** · 07-19-2009, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Bellevue West, that was my high school for a year. I live no more than 2 miles from there. I live down by Offutt afb now.
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Are you in the Air Force?

bdeg · 07-19-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

**** you. Drink a Red Stripe.

red strip tastes like rubber, anyone else not a fan? despite my findings i've heard nothing but good things.

very jealous Gonzo, perfect day out and I was stuck working.
and making the wife mow the lawn? that's what i'm talkin about

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-19-2009, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bdeg

red strip tastes like rubber, anyone else not a fan? despite my findings i've heard nothing but good things.

very jealous Gonzo, perfect day out and I was stuck working.
and making the wife mow the lawn? that's what i'm talkin about

Jamaican weed, YES.

Jamaican beer, meh.

**Donger** · 07-19-2009, 05:30 PM

I just had an idea for a thread whilst in the shower. I was washing my genitals and I suddenly thought of Roy Scheider's (sp?) line from Jaws: "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Unless it has been done before, what do you chaps think about a thread where obscure movie quotes (unlike my penis-inspired example above) are given and the rest must identify that quote based on their knowledge alone (no Googling)?

bdeg · 07-19-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Jamaican weed, YES.

Jamaican beer, meh.

jamaican weed is schwag
you're better off takin a vaca to cali

**Bugeater** · 07-19-2009, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I just had an idea for a thread whilst in the shower. I was washing my genitals and I suddenly thought of Roy Scheider's (sp?) line from Jaws: "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Unless it has been done before, what do you chaps think about a thread where obscure movie quotes (unlike my penis-inspired example above) are given and the rest must identify that quote based on their knowledge alone (no Googling)?

There's no way to be sure they're not Googling.

**Donger** · 07-19-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

There's no way to be sure they're not Googling.

Is there no honor any longer?

RJ · 07-19-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

One of my brothers had a beer fridge in his garage (three car, mind you). I told his wife what it costs to run a fridge in a garage for a year and she made him get rid of it.

He still won't speak to me.

How much does it cost?

**BigMeatballDave** · 07-19-2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Also, lovely use of "homo" as a pejorative. I'm sure the child in your avatar is going to be real proud of ol' pops.

Be sure to wash the sand out of your vagina...

**Donger** · 07-19-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ

How much does it cost?

It varies, of course, but around $120.00/year.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-19-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bdeg

jamaican weed is schwag
you're better off takin a vaca to cali

Meh, it was a cultural reference not really a praise of their cultivating skills.

Actually, I don't need to go anywhere. One of my associates has a pipeline to the Cali-Script connection.

07-19-2009, 02:19 PM
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	Drinking Beer and Smoking Ribs... I'm in my backyard on a beautiful day, drinking beer and smoking a few racks of ribs. I think I have just about perfected this art. I use a good dry rub that has ground cayanne, sea salt, minced dry garlic, red pepper and a little onion salt. My baste has some Johnny Red, olive oil, cajun seasoning, balsanic vinagar and fresh garlic. My beer has alcohol, hopps and has been kissed by angels. My boy is hanging out with me. He turns 1 on Tuesday. My wife is mowing the yard in some skin tight jeans. Life is good today, that is all. Posted via Mobile Device
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07-19-2009, 05:30 PM	#158
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $6929900 VARSITY	I just had an idea for a thread whilst in the shower. I was washing my genitals and I suddenly thought of Roy Scheider's (sp?) line from Jaws: "We're gonna need a bigger boat." Unless it has been done before, what do you chaps think about a thread where obscure movie quotes (unlike my penis-inspired example above) are given and the rest must identify that quote based on their knowledge alone (no Googling)? __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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