Life Drinking Beer and Smoking Ribs... - Page 3

**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 02:19 PM

I'm in my backyard on a beautiful day, drinking beer and smoking a few racks of ribs. I think I have just about perfected this art. I use a good dry rub that has ground cayanne, sea salt, minced dry garlic, red pepper and a little onion salt. My baste has some Johnny Red, olive oil, cajun seasoning, balsanic vinagar and fresh garlic. My beer has alcohol, hopps and has been kissed by angels.
My boy is hanging out with me. He turns 1 on Tuesday. My wife is mowing the yard in some skin tight jeans.
Life is good today, that is all.
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Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-19-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

And you say your not a beer snob.

That's cool, I'm a scotch snob. Which is why I only use bargain barrel scotch to cook with.
Listen, talk shit on my beer of choice, talk shit on my wife but never, never talk shit on another man's ribs. Them's fightin words.
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Damn straight! Sounds like a great day my friend; enjoy it mightily.

JuicesFlowing · 07-19-2009, 03:25 PM

There could easily be a Chiefs Planet Beer Forum ... seriously ... I'd probably post there as much as the lounge.

**Reaper16** · 07-19-2009, 03:32 PM

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Oh, it has been. I mean it's like at 34 degrees and it is cool and refreshing. I was being overly descriptive I suppose. There's nothing wrong with my pallate sir. I have cooked meals with the game I've shot that would make Jesus consider coverting to Islam.
And yes, I was aware that Miller brews with rice, which is why I get no hangover after copius amounts of intake from said beer, (which is the point). I've drank the types of beer in which you speak of. I've seen little homo's put orange slices and limes in it as well. Give me a miller lite and a ****ing cheeseburger, (or ribs in this case) and I'm a happy man.
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I've drank something like Boulevard Pale Ale all day long and never gotten a hangover from it. So I don't understand that argument.

I have to take issue with your phrasing in the latter part of your post. "The types of beer in which I speak of" is not very descriptive. The only beers that I've mentioned specifically before this post have been Miller Lite and Boulevard Pilsner. If by "the types..." you mean craft beer in general, then the phrase is even more undescriptive. Beer is an incredibly varied form of beverage, with more separate and distinct types than there are distinct types of wine.

As for the fruit, well, some styles lend themselves to that sort of thing. I've never seen a lime slice put into anything, but lemon and orange can be put into a pale wheat beer, a hefewiezen or a witbeir to accentuate the citrus flavors.

Also, lovely use of "homo" as a pejorative. I'm sure the child in your avatar is going to be real proud of ol' pops.

**mlyonsd** · 07-19-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

I'm in my backyard on a beautiful day, drinking beer and smoking a few racks of ribs. I think I have just about perfected this art. I use a good dry rub that has ground cayanne, sea salt, minced dry garlic, red pepper and a little onion salt. My baste has some Johnny Red, olive oil, cajun seasoning, balsanic vinagar and fresh garlic. My beer has alcohol, hopps and has been kissed by angels.
My boy is hanging out with me. He turns 1 on Tuesday. My wife is mowing the yard in some skin tight jeans.
Life is good today, that is all.
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Awesome. Have a great afternoon.

**Donger** · 07-19-2009, 03:36 PM

Wait. Women can mow lawns? WTF wasn't I informed of this?

**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

I've drank something like Boulevard Pale Ale all day long and never gotten a hangover from it. So I don't understand that argument.

I have to take issue with your phrasing in the latter part of your post. "The types of beer in which I speak of" is not very descriptive. The only beers that I've mentioned specifically before this post have been Miller Lite and Boulevard Pilsner. If by "the types..." you mean craft beer in general, then the phrase is even more undescriptive. Beer is an incredibly varied form of beverage, with more separate and distinct types than there are distinct types of wine.

As for the fruit, well, some styles lend themselves to that sort of thing. I've never seen a lime slice put into anything, but lemon and orange can be put into a pale wheat beer, a hefewiezen or a witbeir to accentuate the citrus flavors.

Also, lovely use of "homo" as a pejorative. I'm sure the child in your avatar is going to be real proud of ol' pops.

Feel free to talk crap about my parenting skills, you opinion matters not, and I used the word homo for it's comical value, not to be degrading. So if you suck dick, I apologize.(nttawwt) Tell you what, we'll agree to disagree. The whole point of this thread was not to get into an ardious (sp?) debate over my beer of choice, but to strike up a conversation concerning my day of awesomness. Thank you for your attempt at pissing on it, it will be all for not however.
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**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 03:42 PM

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Damn straight! Sounds like a great day my friend; enjoy it mightily.

****ing right!
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**Reaper16** · 07-19-2009, 03:43 PM

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Feel free to talk crap about my parenting skills, you opinion matters not, and I used the word homo for it's comical value, not to be degrading. So if you suck dick, I apologize.(nttawwt) Tell you what, we'll agree to disagree. The whole point of this thread was not to get into an ardious (sp?) debate over my beer of choice, but to strike up a conversation concerning my day of awesomness. Thank you for your attempt at pissing on it, it will be all for not however.
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All for naught, you mean. Also, since you asked, its arduous. Are you using Internet Explorer for some unGodly reason? Because Firefox has automatic spellchecker.

And no, this thread is now about how much you have been wrong in this thread.

**Donger** · 07-19-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

I like good beer. That doesn't make me a snob. And I only doubt your own opinion on how your ribs taste because your palate is not working with respect to your beer. I mean, kissed by angels? Please.

Wow. You're kind of a prick.

**Gonzo** · 07-19-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

All for naught, you mean. Also, since you asked, its arduous. Are you using Internet Explorer for some unGodly reason? Because Firefox has automatic spellchecker.

And no, this thread is now about how much you have been wrong in this thread.

posted via mobile device... dipshit
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**Reaper16** · 07-19-2009, 03:47 PM

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Wow. You're kind of a prick.

If someone said that Herm was a good coach grace by angelic presence, then this board would be all over that person. Gonzo's opinion regarding Miller Lite is equally poor.

Which isn't to say that I am not a prick.

**Bugeater** · 07-19-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

I like good beer. That doesn't make me a snob.

Sorry, but you're being a snob when you say things like this:

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

And I only doubt your own opinion on how your ribs taste because your palate is not working with respect to your beer.

**Reaper16** · 07-19-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

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Alright, you got me there.

**Reaper16** · 07-19-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Sorry, but you're being a snob when you say things like this:

I think that the word "snob" is a crutch that rubes use.

**Donger** · 07-19-2009, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

If someone said that Herm was a good coach grace by angelic presence, then this board would be all over that person. Gonzo's opinion regarding Miller Lite is equally poor.

Which isn't to say that I am not a prick.

That's your opinion. It is not fact.

07-19-2009, 02:19 PM
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