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Old 07-01-2005, 08:41 AM  
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New Posters, Lurkers and Noobs...Front and Center.

I'm Iowanian and I'll be your tour guide today Please remain seated at all times while the Tram is moving, and as always, thankyou for visiting Chiefsplanet.....[/nasal crackled speaker recited speach voice]

This issue has been coming up in several recent conversations....that new posters and those who don't post often, don't feel welcome, or comfortable to make comment. The Offseason, when its slow, is as good a time as any, to wade into the pool.

Let me say, that prior to joining the planet(a new start) I was very uncomfortable posting at the star.....because "these internet people seem to know each other". I sort of felt like I was interupting someones conversation at a cafe or something. It took "the mike keck incident" to make me just do the cannonball into the pool. I wasn't comfortable until I had an oportunity for a fresh start, when chiefsplanet came online....and it took awhile after that.

Every poster has a story and a personality. Those who have been here a long time, probably know enough about each other's lives to scare the shit out of all of us....just from accumulation of tidbits through the years.

This is your Oportunity to step forward. Introduce yourself. This is a safe place. Let us get to know you, and if anyone is a prick for no reason on this thread, I'll stick my thumb in their Router.

Enjoy this comlimentary coupon for all newer posters for 1 free oportunity, after reading Iowani-commentary for years-months-weeks to sign the fan book, or tell me I'm an ________________.

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Old 02-08-2006, 03:39 PM   #346
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it's ok noobs,

Iowanian gets barked at a lot at work. I envision him as a "number" at some factory or whatever, his bosses enjoy yelling at him all day long every day and threaten to fire him. Then he'll go cry to the union and then when he comes home he feels like a big man on the Chiefsplanet website, and now it is Iowanian's turn to give orders and bark at people!

he'll come at ya with some smack relentlessly.........don't take it personally.
I always picture him working in a brothel too.
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:40 PM   #347
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I live in California, news on the Chiefs and games on TV have always been scarce here. Pre internet days, I use to go get the Preseason issue of the Sporting news or SI and look in their prediction sections, just hoping to get some info. Even that, I would be lucky to get the obligatory paragraph where as other teams got whole essays written.

Then along comes the Satellite in 2001. Of Course, the Chiefs didn't put much together until 2003 and I naturally started getting into it more, since more info is readily available to me. After a 9-0 start, I was jonesing for any info I coulc scrounge. I found the official Chiefs website, but that wasn't enough, so I googled and found this place. If that makes me a bandwaggon jumper then fug you.
See, I told you so. This is more proof of the type of riff-raff that winning streak brought in.
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:41 PM   #348
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:41 PM   #349
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I always picture him working in a brothel too.
As the pimp, or the gigolo?
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:42 PM   #350
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See, I told you so. This is more proof of the type of riff-raff that winning streak brought in.
Keep it up fuzzball!
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:43 PM   #351
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Its alright. A great place for new posters to pick up some KCCM history...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=89099&page=1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=83722&page=1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=113688&page=1
oh yeah...this one was admitted to be a lie
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=105321&page=1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=119053

this thread was interesting if you consider the one to follow
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=131063
Which is this one
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134515

Sorry friends.....Some jokes just write themselves.

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Old 02-08-2006, 03:43 PM   #352
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:43 PM   #353
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Ok, I'll jump in, just to introduce myself:

Just a girl from Lees Summit.
Just turned 30 this past Sunday.
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Used to go to KC Forum some, but hated it
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So far, that's all I have to offer.
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:44 PM   #354
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Its alright. A great place for new posters to pick up some KCCM history...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=89099&page=1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=83722&page=1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=113688&page=1
oh yeah...this one was admitted to be a lie
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=105321&page=1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=119053

Sorry friends.....Some jokes just write themselves.

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Old 02-08-2006, 03:45 PM   #356
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Ok, I'll jump in, just to introduce myself:

Just a girl from Lees Summit.
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So, do they call you TitsMagee because.....of what I think they call you it for?
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:45 PM   #357
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we'd probly get a whole new slant on things. it'd be interesting
You would have to be truthful about that war we started with those big bombs.
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:46 PM   #358
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Its alright. A great place for new posters to pick up some KCCM history...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=89099&page=1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=83722&page=1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=113688&page=1
oh yeah...this one was admitted to be a lie
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=105321&page=1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=119053

this thread was interesting if you consider the one to follow
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=131063
Which is this one
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134515

Sorry friends.....Some jokes just write themselves.

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Old 02-08-2006, 03:49 PM   #359
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Ok, I'll jump in, just to introduce myself:

Just a girl from Lees Summit.
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Used to go to KC Forum some, but hated it
Pretty passionately liberal in religion and politics...

So far, that's all I have to offer.
Boy thats teeing it up
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