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Old 07-01-2005, 09:21 AM   #1
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If Chagrin started posting limericks.....

I'm not saying I've "investigated" his activity, I'm just saying his sense of humor fits in well. Hopefully Brando won't catch wind of this.
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Old 07-01-2005, 09:23 AM   #2
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If Chagrin started posting limericks.....

I'm not saying I've "investigated" his activity, I'm just saying his sense of humor fits in well. Hopefully Brando won't catch wind of this.
Thats pretty much what I suspect, and its ok with me. In truth, there are a couple of posters, who could start fresh and probably be fine if they just wanted to be.

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Old 07-01-2005, 09:27 AM   #3
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Thats pretty much what I suspect, and its ok with me. In truth, there are a couple of posters, who could start fresh and probably be fine if they just wanted to be.
Which is a mistake I made in my management efforts of this board early....

I outed ChiefsPride's newly created accounts just because I could. Mistake. He's here every day and fits in well. He learned from a couple prior mistakes and is a valuable member. Everybody deserves a chance to start fresh on the board. I'm sure there's quite a few success stories about which we'll never know.
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Old 07-01-2005, 09:28 AM   #4
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If Chagrin started posting limericks.....

I'm not saying I've "investigated" his activity, I'm just saying his sense of humor fits in well. Hopefully Brando won't catch wind of this.

Thanks dude!
I have posted limericks here before. Me and my buddy's back home used sing the rugby songs after games...

Come on guys:

There once was a young Senator from Boston Mass....
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Old 07-01-2005, 09:37 AM   #5
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I'm a moody and stubborn Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, zone blocking schemes, and garlic mashed potatos.

I have no inside sources in the Chiefs organization nor do I understand how the salary cap works.

I do, however, come from a long line of drinkers and eaters from whom I learned the in's and out's of tailgating in the shadow of the pressbox at Kinnick Stadium.
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Old 07-01-2005, 09:39 AM   #6
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Old 07-01-2005, 09:39 AM   #7
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Hi, I'm Trekker. I've been lurking for a long-ass time.

I'm a moody and stubborn Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, zone blocking schemes, and garlic mashed potatos.

I have no inside sources in the Chiefs organization nor do I understand how the salary cap works.

I do, however, come from a long line of drinkers and eaters from whom I learned the in's and out's of tailgating in the shadow of the pressbox at Kinnick Stadium.
Kick ass. Don't forget where the button is now. We can always use more fans.
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Old 07-01-2005, 09:41 AM   #8
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:25 AM   #9
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Hi, I'm Trekker. I've been lurking for a long-ass time.

I'm a moody and stubborn Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, zone blocking schemes, and garlic mashed potatos.

I have no inside sources in the Chiefs organization nor do I understand how the salary cap works.

I do, however, come from a long line of drinkers and eaters from whom I learned the in's and out's of tailgating in the shadow of the pressbox at Kinnick Stadium.

Mmmmmm, garlic mashed potatos.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:29 AM   #10
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Hi, I'm Trekker. I've been lurking for a long-ass time.

I'm a moody and stubborn Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, zone blocking schemes, and garlic mashed potatos.

I have no inside sources in the Chiefs organization nor do I understand how the salary cap works.

I do, however, come from a long line of drinkers and eaters from whom I learned the in's and out's of tailgating in the shadow of the pressbox at Kinnick Stadium.

Kinnick Stadium=HEAVEN between the corn and bean fields...
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Old 07-01-2005, 10:24 AM   #11
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Thanks dude!
I have posted limericks here before. Me and my buddy's back home used sing the rugby songs after games...

Come on guys:

There once was a young Senator from Boston Mass....
Here's one of the old songs...

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no ****ing use to anyone.
He's no ****ing use at all.
He may be a joy to his mother
But he's a pain in the asshole to me.

So drink mother ****er,
Drink mother ****er
Drink mother ****er, Drink!
Drink mother ****er
Drink mother ****er, Drink!

Why are we waiting?
We could be masturbating.
Oh, why are we waiting?
Oh why, why, why?
He ought to be thoroughly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot,
He ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.

Here's another old favorite...

I used to work in Chicago
In the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago,
I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in for a hammer,
A hammer from the store.
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got,
I don't work there anymore.

chorus

A woman came in for some nails,
Nails from the store.
Nails she wanted, screwed she got,
I don't work there anymore.

chorus

A woman came in for some paper... a ream she got

A screen door... the back door

Some meat... my sausage

A ham... porked

A hammer... banged

A carpet pile she wanted... shagged

A fishing rod... my pole

Some beef... porked

A camel... humped

A helicopter... my chopper

A KitKat... four fingers

A Mars bar... the Hershey highway

A sailor... my semen

Some jewelry... a pearl necklace

A translator... cunning linguist

A pencil... pen iteration

A computer... my Wang

A floppy disk... My hard drive

A doughnut... glazed she wanted. cream filled she got

An elevator... my shaft

A spring... BOINGed

A screwdriver... screwed

Some bolts... my nuts

A T-bone... my boneless round

A gun... banged

Some nylons... my hose

A floppy disk... my hard drive

Some gift wrapping... packed

Some velvet... felt

Some liquor... lick her I did

Some bolts... my nuts

Some plastic... rubbers

Some plumbing... my pipe

A pipe... my hose

Some liquid Plumber.. her pipes cleaned

Some seafood... lobster ... crabs

Some beer... 6-pack

A balloon... blown

A lollipop... licked

A horse... ridden

Some wheels... rimmed

Milk... cream

Some butter... spread

A ****... ****ed
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Old 07-01-2005, 05:35 PM   #12
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Old 07-01-2005, 05:37 PM   #13
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Old 07-01-2005, 05:48 PM   #14
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