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Old 07-01-2005, 08:41 AM  
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New Posters, Lurkers and Noobs...Front and Center.

I'm Iowanian and I'll be your tour guide today Please remain seated at all times while the Tram is moving, and as always, thankyou for visiting Chiefsplanet.....[/nasal crackled speaker recited speach voice]

This issue has been coming up in several recent conversations....that new posters and those who don't post often, don't feel welcome, or comfortable to make comment. The Offseason, when its slow, is as good a time as any, to wade into the pool.

Let me say, that prior to joining the planet(a new start) I was very uncomfortable posting at the star.....because "these internet people seem to know each other". I sort of felt like I was interupting someones conversation at a cafe or something. It took "the mike keck incident" to make me just do the cannonball into the pool. I wasn't comfortable until I had an oportunity for a fresh start, when chiefsplanet came online....and it took awhile after that.

Every poster has a story and a personality. Those who have been here a long time, probably know enough about each other's lives to scare the shit out of all of us....just from accumulation of tidbits through the years.

This is your Oportunity to step forward. Introduce yourself. This is a safe place. Let us get to know you, and if anyone is a prick for no reason on this thread, I'll stick my thumb in their Router.

Enjoy this comlimentary coupon for all newer posters for 1 free oportunity, after reading Iowani-commentary for years-months-weeks to sign the fan book, or tell me I'm an ________________.

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Old 07-01-2005, 11:22 AM   #121
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No kidding. Cracks me up. According to our hits logs (as best as I can ascertain), there's roughly 10 people reading for every person posting.



Damn... Kinda odd when you think about it. Like having a bunch of eavesdroppers that you KNOW are listening in on your conversation.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:25 AM   #122
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Hi, I'm Trekker. I've been lurking for a long-ass time.

I'm a moody and stubborn Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, zone blocking schemes, and garlic mashed potatos.

I have no inside sources in the Chiefs organization nor do I understand how the salary cap works.

I do, however, come from a long line of drinkers and eaters from whom I learned the in's and out's of tailgating in the shadow of the pressbox at Kinnick Stadium.

Mmmmmm, garlic mashed potatos.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:27 AM   #123
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How do you know about Fonda Dicks you perverted buttwipe?
Fonda Dicks? Is that DenverChief's real name?
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:29 AM   #124
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Fonda Dicks? Is that DenverChief's real name?
I don't know about that, but I learned last week that my ex-wife's real name was Ima Loos Hoar.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:29 AM   #125
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Hi, I'm Trekker. I've been lurking for a long-ass time.

I'm a moody and stubborn Taurus. I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset, zone blocking schemes, and garlic mashed potatos.

I have no inside sources in the Chiefs organization nor do I understand how the salary cap works.

I do, however, come from a long line of drinkers and eaters from whom I learned the in's and out's of tailgating in the shadow of the pressbox at Kinnick Stadium.

Kinnick Stadium=HEAVEN between the corn and bean fields...
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:30 AM   #126
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I don't know about that, but I learned last week that my ex-wife's real name was Ima Loos Hoar.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:30 AM   #127
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......it is you he is talking about.
Of course he isn't.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:35 AM   #128
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:39 AM   #129
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:53 AM   #130
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Not to many Noobs around today to post? I only counted like 5 who posted in here. Come on p*ssies, Iowanian said this is where you should post.......now post already!
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:54 AM   #131
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Come on in...the water's fine.
It's a little cold in the deep end, but over here by Iowanian it seems to be a little warmer. I'm not sure about the yellow tinge it has, though.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:55 AM   #132
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content fine.....the simple fact is you think you are the only one that knows football.....and when someone posts something you don't agree with.....well then they are idiots or wrong.....

maybe we would have more new poster if you would change your attitude...and by the way...I wish the mods could look at my pm's...I have had to clean my pm box out 3 times in 2 days for all the pm's telling me they don't agree with certain posters and the dirty name calling, or why do they do the dirty name calling....you want tochange this board and get new poster...the change needs to start with YOU...

and I don't give a flying **** if you put me on ignore or not...I am not here for YOU....I also don't give a **** what you think of me and my football knowledge....I deal with little men like you every day....squash them like the bug they are....now kiss my ass and have a nice day.
go away you f'in douchebag.....you are exactly what this thread was trying to avoid....damn, use some common ****ing sense and know when to shut the **** up....
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:57 AM   #133
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go away you f'in douchebag.....you are exactly what this thread was trying to avoid....damn, use some common ****ing sense and know when to shut the **** up....

Just admit it. You want her.
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Old 07-01-2005, 11:58 AM   #134
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you are so full of crap..you just want new posters to post so you can pick on them...what's a matter, tired of the old bunch...you are not fooling anyone with this nicey nicey killer attitude....we know that you are setting them up for the kill....
Shut up, we need fresh meat. Beating up on you is too easy, it's getting old.
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Old 07-01-2005, 12:01 PM   #135
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Just admit it. You want her.
he's a she?

oh....I thought it was gochiefs reeruned brother...
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