Whitlock - Parcells behind two miserable franchises

[Hammock Parties]

Brilliant. Lombardi lays a turd, and Jason flushes it with a TRUTH BOMB.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/b...the-nfl-100611

Longtime readers of my column know I delight in sharing secrets the Worldwide Leader in Sports would rather not have discussed. Today I’m delighted. Tickled pink. Giddy.

Bill Parcells, the ESPN know-it-all and media darling, is responsible for producing two of the worst teams in the NFL today — the Miami Dolphins and the Kansas City Chiefs.

This little-discussed fact occurred to me as I was reading Michael Lombardi’s column at NFL.com. Lombardi, a former general manager and a bright football mind, lamented the sorry plight of Chiefs general manager Scott “Egoli” Pioli. Lombardi expressed sympathy for Egoli because the 1-3, going-nowhere Chiefs have suffered several key injuries and because head coach Todd Haley acts like a 12-year-old most days.

I happen to think Egoli is a blowhard, a fraud, a bully and perfectly deserving of the comeuppance the 2011 season is delivering. He constructed a bad football team, empowered a childish, insecure head coach and implemented a top-down leadership strategy that relies on mean-spirited disrespect and intimidation from the front office and the coaching staff.

Where did Egoli learn this?

Not in New England. Not under Bill Belichick. The Patriots and Belichick rely on a core group of players for leadership. The players — even retired Patriots — police their own. That is why retired Patriots linebacker Tedy Bruschi verbally brutalized receiver Chad Ochocinco for innocent comments made on Twitter.

Again, so where did Egoli learn his leadership model?

From his father-in-law, “The Big Tuna,” the same man who birthed a massive coaching ego in Todd Haley.

As a member of the media, it’s important for me to mention that I like The Big Tuna. He’s a great quote. He’s good for my line of work. But his brilliance as a football genius might be a bit overblown because of his cozy relationship with the media in general and the New York media in particular. That is not written to diminish his two Super Bowl titles and his three Super Bowl appearances. However, The Big Tuna never coached in a Super Bowl without Belichick on his coaching staff. In fact, Parcells coached seven seasons in the NFL without Belichick on the coaching staff — three in New England and four in Dallas. Parcells’ record in those seven seasons was 55-57 in the regular season and 0-3 in the postseason.

Belichick’s career record without Parcels is currently 165-95, 15-6 and three Super Bowl titles.

Did I mention that Pioli married Parcells’ daughter more than a decade ago? Did I mention that Haley got his coaching start on Parcells’ New York Jets staff and considers Parcells his coaching mentor?

Pioli and Haley grew close to Parcells after The Big Tuna had won his two Super Bowls, after Mike Francesca and Mike Lupica convinced The Big Tuna he was God’s gift to Vince Lombardi.

Pioli and Haley — who joined Parcells and Belichick with the Jets — know the football cartoon caricature, the coaching legend whose ego told him to bolt New England after Super Bowl XXXI because it was unfair for owner Robert Kraft to ask him to “cook the dinner” without allowing him to shop “for some of the groceries.” Parcells was irate because Kraft overruled him on draft day in 1995 and made him select receiver Terry Glenn, who recorded a then-record-breaking rookie season and played a big role in New England’s Super Bowl run.

Parcells bequeathed his ego, bluster, arrogance and bully tactics to Haley and Pioli.

When Pioli landed the general manager job in Kansas City and couldn’t land Kirk Ferentz or Josh McDaniels and couldn’t stomach the idea of retaining Herm Edwards, Parcells bequeathed his son-in-law Todd Haley as head coach.

Pioli-Haley is a match made in football hell. I’m embarrassed to admit that I was the first media member to promote the marriage. I wrote about it in the aftermath of Arizona’s victory in the NFC Championship in 2009. At the time, I had no inkling of the size of Pioli’s ego and the irrational nature of Haley’s insecurity-driven false bravado. And I had no idea Pioli and Haley would both unveil bad Parcells impersonations.

I’m sure some of this sounds quite similar to the train wreck in Miami. Parcells fleeced the Dolphins for $16 million before quitting 2-1/2 years into his four-year rebuilding plan. As vice president of football operations and golf tee times, Parcells installed puppets Jeff Ireland and Tony Sparano as general manager and head coach of the Dolphins.

Dollar Bill, who wrote himself a sweetheart, guaranteed-even-if-I-quit contract, bequeathed Ireland and Sparano ego, bluster, arrogance, bully tactics and little else. Ireland, if you remember, is the smooth operator who asked Dez Bryant if his mama was a ho. Ireland is also the clown who destroyed his relationship with Sparano by participating in the failed wooing of Jim Harbaugh.

The Dolphins are an irrelevant, winless mess. Why? Because you don’t build football franchises around the personalities of the men who don’t suit up. You build franchises around the players.

Since leaving New England, Dollar Bill Parcells has been trying to build a football franchise in his image. It hasn’t worked. And now his disciples are failing in Kansas City and Miami. The Chiefs, for my money, are the worst team in football. The Dolphins have no identity. Their identity quit and took his ego to ESPN for additional stroking.

It’s rather comical watching Parcells bloviate from Bristol. He pontificates from the pretense that he represents an old-school, traditional-values approach to team and winning. Dollar Bill is more hey-look-at-me than his “Countdown” colleague Me-shawn Johnson.

[Bob Dole]

Rambling rant much, Jason? JFC.

[PunkinDrublic]

Whitlock has been the only columnist who has consistantly tried running the Scott Egoli has an ego out of control, Haley is insecure narrative that he's desperate to latch on to anything that remotely goes along with what he says. Pioli did something that hurt Whitlocks massive ego and now Jason is continuing to do what fat guys with insecurity issues tend to do and that's lash out. It's sad to see someone who is a talented writer compromise that talent because he has to lash out due to his own issues.

[Dr. Gigglepants]

To say the Chiefs are the worst team in football when teams like STL, MIA, SEA, MIN, and IND are playing the kind of football they are right now just screams of butthurt. I think we have a good chance of winning at Indy this week, then we're 2-3 going into the bye, with 4 winnable games coming up.

After all of our injuries, to have the chance to go from 0-3 to 6-3 is amazing. I don't really know who we are yet, but I see a team that definitely hasn't quit. Are people really still thinking we have a chance for Luck? We don't, we're by far not the worst team in this league. We do have a chance to get a high pick, though, and get one of the other good qb's that will be in this draft.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Dr. Gigglepants

To say the Chiefs are the worst team in football when teams like STL, MIA, SEA, MIN, and IND are playing the kind of football they are right now just screams of butthurt. I think we have a good chance of winning at Indy this week, then we're 2-3 going into the bye, with 4 winnable games coming up.

After all of our injuries, to have the chance to go from 0-3 to 6-3 is amazing.

[Marcellus]

Has anyone ever seen Clay and Whitlock in the same room at the same time?

[Dr. Gigglepants]

[Lzen]

Originally Posted by Gif Horse

You guys need to chill out. After Lombardi's garbage, this was warranted.

They're both garbage pieces.

[Lzen]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

None of this is new information of course alot of this was brought up when Pioli was hired right here on CP. But of course since Whitlock wrote it, its now hated.

I thought it was BS then and I think it is BS now. Feel better?

[ChiefsCountry]

Originally Posted by Lzen

I thought it was BS then and I think it is BS now. Feel better?

What's so BS about Parcells being overrated and never having won anything without Belicheick? Its the ****ing truth.

[Lzen]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

What's so BS about Parcells being overrated and never having won anything without Belicheick? Its the ****ing truth.

I was specifically talking about the negativity toward Pioli.

[Dallas Chief]

Originally Posted by PunkinDrublic

Wow Whitlocks insecurities are really showing in this article now more than ever before.

This. This. This. I feel sorry for JW. Talk about lacking an identity. He has become more of a punchline than ever.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by BigRock

January 2011: Jason Whitlock declares that Pioli learned the game working for Belichick, has mastered a Belichick impression, and is building "Patriots West".



October 2011: Jason Whitlock declares the complete opposite.

stopped reading after this post

pwned Whitlock

[LOCOChief]

I had a friend bring up this article at my Rotary this morning (in S. Florida) He said " yeah this Whitlock guy calls your GM Egoli and says Haley sucks and probably will be out of work before the bye"

I then had to give him a little background on fatass and his days with the Star, but that really is some dirt to be flying all the way down here in the swamp. I'm ready for the ****er to choke on a bone, I don't care who's.

[FringeNC]

Originally Posted by BigRock

January 2011: Jason Whitlock declares that Pioli learned the game working for Belichick, has mastered a Belichick impression, and is building "Patriots West".



October 2011: Jason Whitlock declares the complete opposite.

The 180s remind me of another CP'er around here...if I could just think of his name...He's a big Whitlock fan.

[Iconic]

Whitlock is one of the best reporters of all time. So much passion and deama. My ****ing hero.