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06-09-2013, 01:38 PM | Topic Starter |
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URGENT: We MUST re-sign Larry Johnson - FATE of WORLD depends on it - LET ME EXPLAIN!
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This article has RECENTLY come to my attention: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/06/08...tion-from.html Basically Mr. TEICHER tells us Jamaal Charles is welcoming the competition from rookie RB NILES CRANE. I SENSED importance in this article and I deduced EXACTLY the true meaning with SIMPLE MATH and reasonING. I posted this in the article thread but it MUST have its OWN SPACE for to be SEEN or else...????? WHO KNOWS, SOMETHIG BAD PROBLY OK so here is the REASONING: JAMAAL CHARLES = JC = JESUS CHRIST NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH JESUS CHRIST NILES CRANE IS COMPETING WITH FRASIER CRANE THEREFORE FRASIER CRANE IS JESUS CHRIST AND NILES CRANE IS THE ANTI-CHRIST! WE CANNOT LET HIM WIN THE STARTING JOB! PROPHECY MUST BE REALIZED!!! TOSSED SALAD + SCRAMBLED EGGS = LJS.JPG LJS = LARRY JOHNSON'S SON THEREFORE WE MUST RE-SIGN LARRY JOHNSON (SON OF LARRY JOHNSON SR) TO PLAY RB AND GIVE JC BREATHERS, MEANWHILE NIKES CRANE MUST BE TERMINATED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY PLZ SEND THIS POST TO ANDY REID ASAP Not just for the CHIEFS but for YOU AND AMERICA AND THE WORLD JBTE, TL |
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06-09-2013, 01:39 PM | #2 |
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Eric Winston thinks this is disssspicccable
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06-09-2013, 01:43 PM | #3 |
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Cool thread bro
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06-09-2013, 01:55 PM | #4 |
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Supreme idiocy can not be confined within the contents of a thread.
It must be displayed for all to see.
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06-09-2013, 01:57 PM | #5 |
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06-09-2013, 02:10 PM | #6 |
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i wouldn't mind having a burrito SUPREME right now.
does LJS have anything "supreme"? just wondering. serious question.
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06-09-2013, 02:19 PM | #7 |
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06-09-2013, 02:23 PM | #8 |
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06-09-2013, 01:57 PM | #9 |
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That was a special kind of reerun right there.
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06-09-2013, 02:01 PM | #10 |
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06-09-2013, 02:10 PM | #11 |
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let us further analyze the sacred phrase "CAKN PATNA"
CAKE = sweet bread = the flesh of our sweet lord and savior Jesus Christ (to be eaten) PARTNER = accomplice, protector, friend --> AS LJ MUST BE TO JC ONCE AGAIN IT IS WRITTEN IT OBVIOUS I ATE THE BONES AMEN |
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06-09-2013, 02:13 PM | #12 |
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06-09-2013, 02:14 PM | #13 |
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Who's Larry Johnson?
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06-09-2013, 02:15 PM | #14 |
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