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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them
Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.
I'll start... Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs! Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film. Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this. Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes. Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? |
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Carrie 2 - Pointless. Just bloody. Lincoln - Same quality dialogue as the History Channel The Aristocrats - Got a lot of hype. Really wasn't funny. |
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Batman and Robin
I've tried 3 times to finish it. Can't do. Awful, awful, mind-numbingly loud and stupid movie. |
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Dick Tracy with Warren Beatty and Madonna is the only movie I've ever left the theater halfway through.
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The never ending story. Seriously, my mom thought it I liked it or some shit, I don't even know WTF it is about.
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Watchmen. Made it to the blue dong then walked out if the theatre
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is the first movie that comes to my mind. I HATED that movie. Couldn't finish it. Had high hopes. Pissed me off.
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That movie was whacked. I finished it, but don't really take any pride in doing so. I'm honestly not sure I've ever walked out on a movie. Think we probably feel like we paid we should watch it 'til the end. There's quite a few that we SHOULD have walked out on. Where the Wild Things Are is the one that leaps to mind first. Even the kids didn't like it.
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"The Adventures of Jake Speed". I walked out of the theater and walked into the one next door and watched the second half of "Terminator 2" (which I'd already seen).
"Glengarry Glen Ross". **** ****ity ****ing ****er ****. That was pretty much all I got out of it. Recently: "Oz". Detested it. |
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