Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on.

R&GHomer · 11-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

Brando · 11-03-2004, 06:59 PM

I would send her a skunk with a firecracker up it's ass. That would send her a message that she could hear.

FloridaChief · 11-03-2004, 06:59 PM

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Spicy McHaggis · 11-03-2004, 07:12 PM

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No its the BLIND girls he needs to go after.

**Donger** · 11-03-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SaintMcManus

No its the BLIND girls he needs to go after.

Blind girls are great.

Pants · 11-03-2004, 07:15 PM

But seriously you slide a not underneath their door saying that your son gets freaked out everytime they are having loud sex or something. Be like, "maybe you don't realize it since you are DEAF, but you say some weird ass things really loud when you have fat sex." Also tell them that they shouldn't be spreading their genes around.

teedubya · 11-03-2004, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SaintMcManus

No its the BLIND girls he needs to go after.

YUO KILLED MY FATHER!!!111!11

Darkwolfe · 11-04-2004, 08:46 AM

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From the description I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

The skunk idea isn't half bad though.

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkwolfe

From the description I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

The skunk idea isn't half bad though.

I don’t think it humanly possible for me to consume enough alcohol to tap that azz. Man, it puts a cold chill up my spine just thinking about it.

KCWolfman · 11-04-2004, 11:22 AM

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I don’t think it humanly possible for me to consume enough alcohol to tap that azz. Man, it puts a cold chill up my spine just thinking about it.

Just imagine her undulating naked flesh as she makes those sounds.

Not only will dieting become a breeze, but celibacy can be considered an option at that point as well.

Ghostof · 11-04-2004, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

Just imagine her undulating naked flesh as she makes those sounds.

Not only will dieting become a breeze, but celibacy can be considered an option at that point as well.

Whats even better is to imagine that whale of a deaf woman on her period, as its oozing down her thigh, forming stalagtites and stalagmites on her inner thighs, then of course if she has a UTI or a yeast infection imagine the smell of sour dough and the possibility of seeing cottage cheese flowing out in chunks.

Lasanga anyone?

R&GHomer · 11-04-2004, 11:31 AM

[QUOTE=KCWolfman]Just imagine her undulating naked flesh as she makes those sounds.

I’d rather eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk with a yeast infection.

**Donger** · 11-03-2004, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

Never had a deaf girl. It's on my list though.

**Rain Man** · 11-03-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Never had a deaf girl. It's on my list though.

I hear that deaf women won't give aural sex.

11-03-2004, 06:57 PM	Topic Starter
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on. I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top. Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out. Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.
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R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	[QUOTE=KCWolfman]Just imagine her undulating naked flesh as she makes those sounds. I’d rather eat the ass end out of a menstruating skunk with a yeast infection. __________________ Tod Haley: "I just want to coach well, have our team play well and make this city proud of us again."
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