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Old 11-12-2004, 07:03 AM   Topic Starter
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Madden 2005 -- funny stuff...

I decided to start a franchise in Madden with the Chiefs and instead of playing the games for the first (2004) season, I would sim them to mimic what has happened in real life.

Right now, I'm starting week 4 at 0-3 and here's a couple of gems.

Chris Bober and Jason Dunn are demanding playing time or a trade.

But these are the funniest:

I checked my Advisors screen and amongst other things, they're saying "The sports radio shows are ripping the team new one" and "We've got cap room. Now's not the time to be frugal."

A freaking video game is smart enough to figure it out, but the braintrust at 1 Arrowhead Drive isn't?
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:17 AM   #2
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I'm now starting week 8. The team is 3-4.

The best Advisor quip is "Where are the fans? We need bodies in the seats!"

Oh, and they're projecting Vonnie Holliday as the only Chiefs to make the Pro Bowl.
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:23 AM   #3
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I say put Bober in for Welborne...Give the kid his playing time. He won't get pushed around any more than Welborne does in pass protection.
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:30 AM   #4
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that's classic

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Old 11-12-2004, 07:41 AM   #5
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Bober ended up playing the last half of the season because Welborne tore a pectoral muscle.

The Chiefs finished 7-9. They lost to the Pats and Titans on Monday night. They got swept by the CHARGERS.

The good news is that they beat the Broncos and swept the Raiders.

Trent Green tore his shoulder and it could be career threatening.

Holmes, Shields, Hall and VONNIE HOLLIDAY made the Pro-Bowl. Poor Vonnie is sitting in Hawaii without any clue that he's about to be cut.

Well, it's a Bills vs. Bucs Super Bowl. I'm gonna watch it and then get to the business of FIRING CARL PETERSON.
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Old 11-12-2004, 04:32 PM   #6
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Well, it's a Bills vs. Bucs Super Bowl.
Bahahahahahahahaha!!
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:57 AM   #7
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Today, 07:03 AM----Right now, I'm starting week 4 at 0-3
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Today, 07:17 AM----I'm now starting week 8. The team is 3-4
in 14 minutes? so did you just have the computer play? or what.
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:59 AM   #8
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I would sim them to mimic what has happened in real life.
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Old 11-12-2004, 08:00 AM   #9
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Haha....poor htismaque doesn't realize that he CAN'T fire Carl Peterson. For all intents and purposes HE is Carl Peterson.

You can fire Vermeil, Gunther, Saunders and Gansz, though.
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:37 AM   #10
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Haha....poor htismaque doesn't realize that he CAN'T fire Carl Peterson. For all intents and purposes HE is Carl Peterson.

You can fire Vermeil, Gunther, Saunders and Gansz, though.
For all intents and purposes, the player takes on the role of OWNER. Every once in a while, you'll get an email from "the GM" but the GM, as a separate position isn't "in the game".

That being said, I was MAKING A JOKE.

BTW, those 4 are already gone. I'll be posting an update of the offseason SLAUGHTER soon.
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:44 AM   #11
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For all intents and purposes, the player takes on the role of OWNER. Every once in a while, you'll get an email from "the GM" but the GM, as a separate position isn't "in the game".

That being said, I was MAKING A JOKE.

BTW, those 4 are already gone. I'll be posting an update of the offseason SLAUGHTER soon.
Damn, all of them?

Anyway, the player is pretty much the Owner/GM/Coach/QB.
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Old 11-12-2004, 11:45 AM   #12
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BTW, those 4 are already gone. I'll be posting an update of the offseason SLAUGHTER soon.
I've prolly sim'd about 90 seasons so far on Madden, and more often than not, the years following an off-season where I slash payroll, the team has a much better record than the previous one.

I am the master of the fire sale.
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Old 11-12-2004, 12:19 PM   #13
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I've prolly sim'd about 90 seasons so far on Madden, and more often than not, the years following an off-season where I slash payroll, the team has a much better record than the previous one.

I am the master of the fire sale.
Yep.

When I'm done cutting and paying contract penalties (for cutting players under contract) I'll have close to FIFTY percent of my cap free.
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Old 11-12-2004, 07:59 AM   #14
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eh, I always sim the seasons too... even at four or five minutes a game, it takes way too long... I pretty much only play madden to GM the chiefs in owner mode...

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Old 11-12-2004, 08:53 AM   #15
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Haha.

I blocked an extra point with Dante Hall last night. It was pretty AWESOME!!!!!!

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