Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE

Frazod · 03:55 PM

The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!

And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.

Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

Joe Seahawk · 12-23-2004, 12:07 AM

The only thing that comes to mind is the way she brakes my truck..Geez, she'll go through a set of brake pads in a week!

Hammock Parties · 12-23-2004, 12:09 AM

I'm not married. And hopefully I never will be.

Eleazar · 12-23-2004, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by UserName

I'm not married. And hopefully I never will be.

Don't sweat it.

SPchief · 12-23-2004, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by UserName

I'm not married. And hopefully I never will be.

I think that everyone here agrees that you should not marry or have children

Hammock Parties · 12-23-2004, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief

I think that everyone here agrees that you should not marry or have children

I don't intend to.

So I guess everyone is happy.

whoman69 · 01-08-2012, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Omega

I don't intend to.

So I guess everyone is happy.

Like you'd be in line for it anyway.

**Skip Towne** · 12-23-2004, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief

I think that everyone here agrees that you should not marry or have children

Hahahaha!!!!!

CHIEF4EVER · 12-23-2004, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by UserName

I'm not married. And hopefully I never will be.

Don't sweat it bro. I have a strong feeling that procreation will not be an issue for you.

CHIEF4EVER · 12-23-2004, 01:13 AM

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Me: But if you know you're not going to eat it why....****!

Her: Because I can.

**alanm** · 12-23-2004, 01:19 AM

Don't feel bad Tim. I have to go back out sometime tomorrow or Friday morning before all the stores close up for the day and get a couple more presents for the GF. And I don't have a fucking clue of what to get. She collects the Holiday Barbies so I picked up this years edition. She loves Tigger and collects Tigger shit. So I picked up a couple of fleese-sp sweatshits with Tigger on them. You don't want to buy the GF's domestic(Kitchen Appliances ect.) shit or they get pissed at you. Anybody got any ideas???

Logical · 12-23-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by alanm

Don't feel bad Tim. I have to go back out sometime tomorrow or Friday morning before all the stores close up for the day and get a couple more presents for the GF. And I don't have a fucking clue of what to get. She collects the Holiday Barbies so I picked up this years edition. She loves Tigger and collects Tigger shit. So I picked up a couple of fleese-sp sweatshits with Tigger on them. You don't want to buy the GF's domestic(Kitchen Appliances ect.) shit or they get pissed at you. Anybody got any ideas???

Sounds like you might want to pick her up an EazyBake Oven, and stop by and put a lawyer on retatiner.

**Nzoner** · 12-23-2004, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by alanm

You don't want to buy the GF's domestic(Kitchen Appliances ect.) shit or they get pissed at you. Anybody got any ideas???

I'd suggest something for the both of you,like Victoria's Secret.

Scanfan55 · 12-23-2004, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by alanm

Don't feel bad Tim. I have to go back out sometime tomorrow or Friday morning before all the stores close up for the day and get a couple more presents for the GF. And I don't have a fucking clue of what to get. She collects the Holiday Barbies so I picked up this years edition. She loves Tigger and collects Tigger shit. So I picked up a couple of fleese-sp sweatshits with Tigger on them. You don't want to buy the GF's domestic(Kitchen Appliances ect.) shit or they get pissed at you. Anybody got any ideas???

How about a gift certificate to her favorite spa? Every woman likes a good massage.

**Iowanian** · 12-23-2004, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by UserName

I'm not married. And hopefully I never will be.

If I were at home, I soooooooooooooooo have a pic waiting for a moment like this.

12-22-2004, 11:58 PM	Topic Starter
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-556615	Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone. I didn't touch the **ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?" BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ING LOSES THINGS! And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT. Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO *ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo. WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY Last edited by Frazod; 01-08-2012 at 03:55 PM.. Reason: Fixed my filter violations!*
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12-23-2004, 01:19 AM	#11
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