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Old 02-13-2005, 08:23 PM   Topic Starter
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Well, I just woke up from three days of partying that started Thursday night and culminated with last night's fiasco. My head hurts and my body aches for reasons other than the abuse of alcohol.

Some of you may recall my short-lived post regarding a date with a hot Asian chick I met a couple of weeks ago. Well, she's been nothing short of a spectacular, and quite honestly, some of the best damn sex I've ever had.

Well, last week, I get a call from an old girlfriend in KC. Turns out she's now divorced and some of her guy pals are coming for the weekend to do some skiing up in Vail. She wanted to know if I would like to hook up with her as she just wanted to hang in Denver and let the guys go skiing. I said, "Sure, we'll definately have to get together."

Anyways, so I tell my Ninja bed-buddy I'll be out of town this weekend and for her to make other plans. She was cool with that. My ex-girlfriend and I go out last night and we hooked up for some late afternoon drinking and catching-up. With the night still young, I suggest we go back to my place for some wine and some TV. She accepts my invitation, and so we go back to my place.

When I walk into my house- there's my Ninja boyfriend beater on the couch. She gets up and starts screaming at me in her poor English. It was like an intolerably bad Japenese film. I was shocked 'cause she doesn't have the keys to my house, and I didn't know if she had broken in or what. Needless to say, she's pissed. During her act of screaming at me, I try to calm her down and tell her that the female on my right arm happens to be an old friend from out of town. Well, my Ninja baby didn't by that and before I could say, "OH, s..." I hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. Within say, .08 seconds, my Ninja lover sent a furry of arms and legs at me. She killed CosmicPal. I was in some great deal of pain- writhing on my own living room floor watching the feet of the best sex stomp out my front door.

Of course, none of this went over well with my ex-girlfriend. So, she called a cab while I polished off a bottle of wine myself with an ice pack to my groin. I'm awake now. I screwed up again.
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Old 02-13-2005, 08:25 PM   #2
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Old 02-13-2005, 08:27 PM   #4
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Can you add a catfight element to this story? You're already halfway there.
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Old 02-13-2005, 08:30 PM   #5
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Can you add a catfight element to this story? You're already halfway there.
I really wish it had been a catfight- she should have gone Ninja on my ex-girlfriend. But, that wouldn't have been right.
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Old 02-13-2005, 08:29 PM   #6
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Yeah, the chicks actually need to start fighting. It would help if they were in their underwear too.
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Old 02-14-2005, 08:32 AM   #7
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Old 02-14-2005, 08:34 AM   #8
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I would see about fixing how she got in the house so she won't sneak back in and have your nuts cut off or something.
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Old 02-14-2005, 09:50 AM   #9
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Dang - it won't attach.

I don't know that song. Does it mean that she pulled his testicle off?
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Old 02-14-2005, 09:53 AM   #10
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I don't know that song. Does it mean that she pulled his testicle off?


i don't usually get up this early, but it seems like you are even funnier in the morning...
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:29 AM   #11
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I don't know that song. Does it mean that she pulled his testicle off?
A lot of groin kicking and bashing. It's called "wife meets girlfriend".

I can't find it out on the web like gochiefs says he can, maybe he would oblidge
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Ironic....just like out of the movie.

My roommate and his girlfriend were leaving for the night when she came to the door last night. They both like her, and I was pissed to find out that they just let her in. But, I don't blame them 'cause I told them I doubt very much if I were to bring my ex back to our place, and I doubt that I would want to do anything with her. But, I was wrong...
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