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Old 04-09-2005, 08:59 PM   Topic Starter
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Dude... the Mormon faith is weird...
God was once a mortal man who lived on another planet, he followed all the rules of the Mormon faith, died, became a God, and created us on Earth. Mormons believe they too could be Gods and Godesses someday if they follow all the rules and live good lives on Earth, establishing their own churches on other planets when they rise to Godhood, and all the various Gods follow the "one true God".

Yeah.

Thats the tame part, it gets goofier from there. I had always believed that Mormons were just another routine denomination of Christianity with their own unique set of minor quirks, without really knowing much about them. After watching an episode of South Park that I missed from last year, talking with a guy I met who was a Mormon missionary, and doing some research, I'm stunned that anyone would actually believe in this goofiness.

That does raise one interesting question though. As crazy and outlandish as the Mormon faith is (hopefully I'm not offending anyone here too badly!), why do I and many others believe that our religions are so much better than that wacky LDS church?
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Old 04-09-2005, 09:03 PM   #2
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Thank God you saved this post with your last sentence. You almost came off as a closed-minded ass.
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I thought it was all about some dude who wrote the book of Mormon?
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I thought it was all about some dude who wrote the book of Mormon?
Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon. According to the Mormon faith, Smith was one of many prophets to have lived since biblical times. Most Christians believe there haven't been any prophets since biblical times, but Mormons believe they can (and do) still exist. Smith was one, and he wrote the word he received from God and called it the Book of Mormon.

The LDS Church uses both the Book of Mormon and the Bible.
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Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon. According to the Mormon faith, Smith was one of many prophets to have lived since biblical times. Most Christians believe there haven't been any prophets since biblical times, but Mormons believe they can (and do) still exist. Smith was one, and he wrote the word he received from God and called it the Book of Mormon.

The LDS Church uses both the Book of Mormon and the Bible.
There are those who might think of Joseph Smith as some kind of a religious prophet, but historically speaking, he definitely was no saint!
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Most Christians believe there haven't been any prophets since biblical times...


As a person who believes Christ is the Son of God, I've always thought this was stupid...
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As a person who believes Christ is the Son of God, I've always thought this was stupid...
As a person who doesn't believe that, I also think it's stupid. If they existed then, then why not now?
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Yeah. Who could forget David Koresh?
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