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Old 05-16-2005, 08:58 AM   Topic Starter
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I'm a great cook, by why.....

Can't I make gravy?

I've always been a great cook, and in fact cook 75% of the meals for the family. You name it, and I can damn well cook it.
\But for some frickin reason I can't make gravy for Biscuits & gravy worth a crap

Anyone else have this problem or any suggestions?
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Old 05-16-2005, 08:59 AM   #2
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:00 AM   #3
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By the country gravy mix at the store. You'll be pleased.
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:01 AM   #4
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By the country gravy mix at the store. You'll be pleased.
That's what i do now, but it just pisses me off I can't make it from scratch.
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:10 AM   #5
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By the country gravy mix at the store. You'll be pleased.
Works for me.
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:13 PM   #6
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By the country gravy mix at the store. You'll be pleased.
considering it's only 200 calories a cup, it's tasty stuff
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:03 AM   #7
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I use cooking oil, then add flour, but I don't get it really brown. Put in milk and use a whisk to mix it up. I add the sausage after I've done this, then let cook slowly on low. Dude, making gravy is... well ... gravy.
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Old 05-16-2005, 10:36 PM   #8
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I use cooking oil, then add flour, but I don't get it really brown. Put in milk and use a whisk to mix it up. I add the sausage after I've done this, then let cook slowly on low. Dude, making gravy is... well ... gravy.
A little bit of pre-mixed corn starch and water make a good roux to thicken it up as well.
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A little bit of pre-mixed corn starch and water make a good roux to thicken it up as well.
Im not sure I would use corn starch in gravy. Its a little too...chemical-ish for me, and doesnt have any of the fat flavor.

Anyone ever mixed corn starch with water and microwaved it?
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:08 AM   #10
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Well, I'm not sure where you have problems, but this is what I do.

Brown one package of Sausage (I recommend Jimmy Dean Hot), do not drain.
Mix in 6 heaping tablespoons of flour, and let cook into the meat for a bit.
Add milk. Start with a couple of cups. If it's too thick, just keep adding milk and stirring until it's desired consistency.

If you make it too thin, make a flour paste with water, then stir in.

The key is to let the flour cook into the meat, then to start slow with the milk. It's much easier to thin out gravy than thicken it.
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Old 05-16-2005, 09:16 AM   #11
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Well, I'm not sure where you have problems, but this is what I do.

Brown one package of Sausage (I recommend Jimmy Dean Hot), do not drain.
Mix in 6 heaping tablespoons of flour, and let cook into the meat for a bit.
Add milk. Start with a couple of cups. If it's too thick, just keep adding milk and stirring until it's desired consistency.

If you make it too thin, make a flour paste with water, then stir in.

The key is to let the flour cook into the meat, then to start slow with the milk. It's much easier to thin out gravy than thicken it.
But if you're like me, gravy CAN'T be too thick... I like to be able to cut it with a knife and it not lose it's shape. I'm not kidding either... that's when gravy's the best.
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But if you're like me, gravy CAN'T be too thick... I like to be able to cut it with a knife and it not lose it's shape. I'm not kidding either... that's when gravy's the best.
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Anyone else have this problem or any suggestions?
I had the same problem with country gravy for a spell...

Here you go...

While cooking your bacon or sausage take two tablespoons of flour and mix with about a cup and a half to two cups of milk. Whisk this with some salt and pepper and let sit while you finish cooking (this will help to avoid lumps).


Take the pan from your cooked bacon or sausage (leaving those crispy bits on the bottom) and add a tablespoon of butter...heat. Add your mix and stir on medium heat until it thickens...salt and pepper to taste and if it gets to thick you can always add more milk...


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Old 05-16-2005, 09:18 AM   #15
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