Underwear Gang...huh?

AirForceChief · 06-13-2005, 01:38 PM

Weird News: The ‘Underwear Gang’ is back

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia — Robbers who strike while wearing only underwear, their bodies slathered with oil to make them slippery and harder to catch, have resurfaced in Cambodia.

Two unidentified, underwear-clad burglars robbed homes in the southern province of Takeo on May 30, The Cambodia Daily quoted area police chief Sok Tum as saying.

Police thought they had quashed the “underwear gang” last year, the report said. They apparently wear only underwear in an attempt to make themselves harder to identify.

Residents had started a community watch program to prevent such crimes, Sok Tum said. But “the underwear thieves resurfaced in my region because the villagers stopped,” he said.

But where do they put the stuff they steal????

**Rain Man** · 06-13-2005, 08:28 PM

I'll bet they're not even in it for the crime. They just like to oil up and run around in their underwear.

Inspector · 06-13-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'll bet they're not even in it for the crime. They just like to oil up and run around in their underwear.

Man, I didn't realize other like to do that......

Gotta tell the wife.

Brando · 06-13-2005, 08:45 PM

sounds like a couple of turd burglers

Dayze · 06-13-2005, 09:15 PM

I'll bet a .40 cal to the knee cap wouldn't slide off as a result of the oil.

**Rain Man** · 06-13-2005, 09:16 PM

Ooh, I just noticed something interesting. The report doesn't mention the gender of the robbers.

If a couple of oily women in their underwear came to my house, they wouldn't even have to rob me. I'd just give them stuff.

Dayze · 06-13-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Ooh, I just noticed something interesting. The report doesn't mention the gender of the robbers.

If a couple of oily women in their underwear came to my house, they wouldn't even have to rob me. I'd just give them stuff.

Unless they were Cambodian. They'd probably have grenades hanging from their nipples.

**Rain Man** · 06-13-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by dayzeofthenew

Unless they were Cambodian. They'd probably have grenades hanging from their nipples.

Would I get the Medal of Honor if I threw myself on top of the grenades?

yeti · 06-13-2005, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Would I get the Medal of Honor if I threw myself on top of the grenades?

And a Purple Heart.

jspchief · 06-13-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dayzeofthenew

They'd probably have grenades hanging from their nipples.

Not even the best plastic sugeons in LA could overcome the kind of sag that would produce.

**KcMizzou** · 06-13-2005, 09:21 PM

Cambodian midget fighting brigade?

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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-462449 VARSITY	Ooh, I just noticed something interesting. The report doesn't mention the gender of the robbers. If a couple of oily women in their underwear came to my house, they wouldn't even have to rob me. I'd just give them stuff. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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