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Old 03-19-2006, 11:05 AM   Topic Starter
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 03-19-2006, 11:07 AM   #2
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How much would banning .gifs and other animated photos help??
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:08 AM   #3
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How much would banning .gifs and other animated photos help??
You'll be fighting a losing battle on that one.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:11 AM   #4
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Does anyone ever look at those things??? I know I do not. Get rid of them would sure work for me.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:12 AM   #5
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Does anyone ever look at those things??? I know I do not.
Nah.. I use the "at work" option.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:14 AM   #6
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:15 AM   #7
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So I should nix putting the entire Lord of the Rings saga into a .gif, and then putting it in my sig?
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:23 AM   #8
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Does anyone ever look at those things??? I know I do not. Get rid of them would sure work for me.
What??? And deprive people their Tim Berners-Lee given right to express themselves (over and over and over and over again) in all their 32 bit color glory?

Bob Dole would have the stupid things turned off if he didn't have to monitor the damned things to make sure some asshat didn't post a picture of some fat chick ****ing a donkey.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:46 AM   #9
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What??? And deprive people their Tim Berners-Lee given right to express themselves (over and over and over and over again) in all their 32 bit color glory?

Bob Dole would have the stupid things turned off if he didn't have to monitor the damned things to make sure some asshat didn't post a picture of some fat chick ****ing a donkey.
We have plenty of asshats that are up to the task.
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:01 PM   #10
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Funny because it's true...
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:11 AM   #11
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How much would banning .gifs and other animated photos help??
You might as well say what you mean:







Laz.
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Old 03-19-2006, 01:24 PM   #12
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Laz.
hey ... my sig doesn't have any gifs or animations
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Old 03-19-2006, 01:26 PM   #13
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They can be done away with as far as I'm concerned. I'm more interested in accessing the BB than some geek's right to free expression.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:17 AM   #14
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How much would banning .gifs and other animated photos help??
I think many would be opposed to banning my sig.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:18 AM   #15
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