Golf Joke

PinkFloyd · 09-27-2006, 08:12 PM

One day this man was playing golf when he noticed a woman up ahead of him... He went up and asked her what hole he was on... The lady told him that she was on the 9th hole, so that meant he was on the 8th hole... He thanked her and went on his way...

Later on the man saw her again ahead of him and went up and asked her what hole he was on... The lady told him she was on the 18th hole, so that meant he was on the 17th hole... He thanked her and went on his way...

Upon returning to the clubhouse he saw the lady setting at a table... The gentleman asked the bartender if he knew who she was... The bartender said she plays golf here quit often when she's in town... He said she was a salesman... The man said he was a salesman also and wanted to buy her a drink... The bartender took the lady her drink and told who bought it for her...

After a minute the man went over and thanked her for helping him out today... The man then told the lady he was a salesman also, and asked if he could know what she sold... The lady said she couldn't tell him on account he would laugh at her... The man promised he wouldn't laugh...

She told him that she was a tampon saleswoman... The man started laughing and the lady told him he would laugh... He said, "I'm not laughing because you sale those. I'm laughing because I sell Preperation H ---- and I'm still one hole behind you !!!!!!!

**Rain Man** · 09-27-2006, 08:15 PM

A woman went to the golf course director, and told him that she'd been stung by a bee. He asked where, and she said, 'between the first and second hole'. He said, 'I think your stance is too wide.'

Hootie · 09-27-2006, 08:16 PM

A deer was in the middle of hole #3 and a lady walked up to it and goes, "move."

PinkFloyd · 09-27-2006, 08:19 PM

A blonde and a brunet were playing Pebble Beach... Brunet said -- MY MY MY .......... Look at all the dead seagulls....

Blonde looks up in the air and says, WHERE????

09-27-2006, 08:12 PM	Topic Starter
PinkFloyd I've Become - Comfortably Numb Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Cameron, Missouri Casino cash: $10003795	Golf Joke One day this man was playing golf when he noticed a woman up ahead of him... He went up and asked her what hole he was on... The lady told him that she was on the 9th hole, so that meant he was on the 8th hole... He thanked her and went on his way... Later on the man saw her again ahead of him and went up and asked her what hole he was on... The lady told him she was on the 18th hole, so that meant he was on the 17th hole... He thanked her and went on his way... Upon returning to the clubhouse he saw the lady setting at a table... The gentleman asked the bartender if he knew who she was... The bartender said she plays golf here quit often when she's in town... He said she was a salesman... The man said he was a salesman also and wanted to buy her a drink... The bartender took the lady her drink and told who bought it for her... After a minute the man went over and thanked her for helping him out today... The man then told the lady he was a salesman also, and asked if he could know what she sold... The lady said she couldn't tell him on account he would laugh at her... The man promised he wouldn't laugh... She told him that she was a tampon saleswoman... The man started laughing and the lady told him he would laugh... He said, "I'm not laughing because you sale those. I'm laughing because I sell Preperation H ---- and I'm still one hole behind you !!!!!!!
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09-27-2006, 08:15 PM	#2
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-472449 VARSITY	A woman went to the golf course director, and told him that she'd been stung by a bee. He asked where, and she said, 'between the first and second hole'. He said, 'I think your stance is too wide.' __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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09-27-2006, 08:19 PM	#4
PinkFloyd I've Become - Comfortably Numb Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Cameron, Missouri Casino cash: $10003795	A blonde and a brunet were playing Pebble Beach... Brunet said -- MY MY MY .......... Look at all the dead seagulls.... Blonde looks up in the air and says, WHERE???? __________________ Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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09-27-2006, 08:16 PM	#3
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	A deer was in the middle of hole #3 and a lady walked up to it and goes, "move."
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