Four AFC West Coaches....A Joke

mikey23545 · 12-15-2006, 09:34 PM

Herm Edwards, Marty Schottenheimer, Mike Shanahan, And Art Shell are attending an AFC coaches convention, and having a helluva time. The food is great, the keynote speaker rocked, and the conversation is fantastic.

None of them are particularly used to such rich foods, and as the four AFC West coaches are huddled together swapping stories, they all feel some ominous gastric rumbles. Herm first says "Man, I feel a real grumbler coming on, I need to hit the head." The other three agree, and all head to the bathroom together.

They enter the bathroom and find that fortunately the bathroom's four stalls all are open as nature is now calling in a very loud voice. They all rush to assume their positions, and soon the air is full of cacophonous noises and roadkill odors. All notice an unspeakable horror at the same time....

"There's no toilet paper in this stall!" they scream in near-unison.

Herm calmly says, "Hang on guys, there has to be a solution...I've got it!"

"Everyone just grab a dollar and use that to wipe!"

Shanahan immediately hails this as an idea worthy of his own genius, and it appears disaster has been averted.

Herm quickly finishes up and leaves the washroom. After a a few minutes pass, he begins to wonder where the others are. All of a sudden, the bathroom door flies open, and the three coaches emerge, all completely smeared from head to toe with foul-smelling shit.

Horrified, Herm asks "What the hell happened?"

Shaking with rage, Shanahan points his finger at Edwards and says "This is all your damn fault! I think I speak for all of us when I say I will never try to wipe my ass with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel again!"

Hootie · 12-15-2006, 09:40 PM

what does that even mean?

rad · 12-15-2006, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

what does that even mean?

Three quarters, two dimes and a nickel= 1 dollar.

Duh!!

Hootie · 12-15-2006, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rad

Three quarters, two dimes and a nickel= 1 dollar.

Duh!!

yeah...

but that isn't funny.

sedated · 12-15-2006, 09:47 PM

C-Mac · 12-15-2006, 09:49 PM

mikey23545 · 12-15-2006, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

what does that even mean?

I will say the fact you don't get it makes me a lot better about the joke.

sedated · 12-15-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mikey23545

I will say the fact you don't get it makes me a lot better about the joke.

am i drunk?

mikey23545 · 12-15-2006, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

am i drunk?

No, just stupid.

Hootie · 12-15-2006, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mikey23545

No, just stupid.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyg

sedated · 12-15-2006, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by mikey23545

No, just stupid.

damn, i was gonna change that post before you quoted it.

fucker

mikey23545 · 12-15-2006, 09:54 PM

Are you telling me that none of you understand this joke?

rad · 12-15-2006, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mikey23545

Are you telling me that none of you understand this joke?

I get it.

An oldie but a goodie....

Hootie · 12-15-2006, 09:57 PM

this joke is reeruned

rad · 12-15-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

this joke is reeruned

No it's not. You just don't think it's funny. Or you just don't get it. It's an old joke with a different delivery.

12-15-2006, 09:34 PM	Topic Starter
mikey23545 MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10015321	Four AFC West Coaches....A Joke Herm Edwards, Marty Schottenheimer, Mike Shanahan, And Art Shell are attending an AFC coaches convention, and having a helluva time. The food is great, the keynote speaker rocked, and the conversation is fantastic. None of them are particularly used to such rich foods, and as the four AFC West coaches are huddled together swapping stories, they all feel some ominous gastric rumbles. Herm first says "Man, I feel a real grumbler coming on, I need to hit the head." The other three agree, and all head to the bathroom together. They enter the bathroom and find that fortunately the bathroom's four stalls all are open as nature is now calling in a very loud voice. They all rush to assume their positions, and soon the air is full of cacophonous noises and roadkill odors. All notice an unspeakable horror at the same time.... "There's no toilet paper in this stall!" they scream in near-unison. Herm calmly says, "Hang on guys, there has to be a solution...I've got it!" "Everyone just grab a dollar and use that to wipe!" Shanahan immediately hails this as an idea worthy of his own genius, and it appears disaster has been averted. Herm quickly finishes up and leaves the washroom. After a a few minutes pass, he begins to wonder where the others are. All of a sudden, the bathroom door flies open, and the three coaches emerge, all completely smeared from head to toe with foul-smelling shit. Horrified, Herm asks "What the hell happened?" Shaking with rage, Shanahan points his finger at Edwards and says "This is all your damn fault! I think I speak for all of us when I say I will never try to wipe my ass with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel again!"
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