Truely tasteless joke of the week....

58Forever · 02-09-2001, 01:10 PM

Do you know the definition of confusion?

20 lesbians in a fish market....

sorry...but even though you may not post, don't even pretend like you didn't read it and find it at least mildly amusing...

[Edited by 58Forever on 02-09-2001 at 01:12 PM]

ROYC75 · 02-09-2001, 01:12 PM

YUCKY....But LMAO !

Gaz · 02-09-2001, 01:58 PM

[U][B]WARNING:[/U] ANOTHER TASTELESS JOKE. SENSITIVE FOLKS STOP READING NOW.[/B]

What is the difference between a lesbian and a Triscuit?

One is a snack cracker…

xoxo~
gaz
fallen in with a bad crowd on this thread.

[Edited by Gaz on 02-09-2001 at 03:00 PM]

bishop_74 · 02-09-2001, 02:17 PM

Unfortunately, I am unaware of the word trisuit. And the punch line is obviously a play on words in some catch phrase. Could someone enlighten me?

Thanks for the help.
Dave
-Trying not to sound dumb, but wanting to be a part of the fun...

Gaz · 02-09-2001, 02:24 PM

Oh dear.

Nothing kills a joke quicker than explanation.

Triscuit is a cracker. You eat or snack snack on it. You could substitute Ritz or Harvest Crisps if you were so inclined.

The joke here involves swapping the initial sounds in the two words to arrive at a different meaning.

xoxo~
gaz
dancing around it.

bishop_74 · 02-09-2001, 02:28 PM

Sorry, I didn't put two and two together (trisuit=triscuit)... it all makes so much sense now. I thought is was some kind of executive that liked to sleep with men, women, and animals or something (tri=3 suit=executive)

Dave
-going to take my reerun pills now.

keithImpailerlemons · 02-09-2001, 02:32 PM

How do you tell if a house has been built by lesbiens??? It's all tongue and groove and no studs...

Joining the tasteless crew..

seclark · 02-09-2001, 02:42 PM

eeeyuck...i had fish for dinner, joe.
sec

Clint in Wichita · 02-09-2001, 02:48 PM

Here's one:

Q: How does a redneck woman tell if her trailer is level?

A: She has sperm running out of BOTH sides of her mouth.

Gaz · 02-09-2001, 03:02 PM

bishop_74-

No, the dunce cap is mine. I misspelled Triscuit©.

xoxo~
gaz
found the 2nd best way to kill a joke.

**Baby Lee** · 02-09-2001, 03:07 PM

FYI

Triscuit is a registered trademark, not a copyrighted work.

Johnny - seeing how much longer we can analyze Gaz's joke.

Gaz · 02-09-2001, 03:13 PM

My bad.

Triscuit™

xoxo~
gaz
watching his dead horse being mercilessly flogged.

bishop_74 · 02-09-2001, 03:17 PM

It's OK. This is much more fun than what I am supossed to be doing which is checking on the amount of badwidth that people are hoggin on our network. Of course I am a Major contributor with all of my feature length pornography...

58Forever · 02-09-2001, 04:12 PM

Okay, so does anyone else watch South Park?

The first season I think they had an episode where all he kids want to be lesbians because they want to impress there lesbian teacher...obviously, they don't know what a lesbian is...

Cut to scene...Cartman at home on his hands and knees licking the carpet...

Stan or Kyle says, "What you doing Cartman?"

Cartman: My mom says if I want to be a lesbian I have to learn how to lick carpet.

end of episode, Cartman eating a cardboard box...

"What ya doin' Cartman?"

"My mom says you have to eat box to be a Lesbian."

When I first saw this episode I about pissed myself from laughing so hard...:D

PostalChief · 02-09-2001, 04:18 PM

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbian's apartment?

Potpourri

02-09-2001, 01:10 PM	Topic Starter
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Do you know the definition of confusion? 20 lesbians in a fish market.... sorry...but even though you may not post, don't even pretend like you didn't read it and find it at least mildly amusing... [Edited by 58Forever on 02-09-2001 at 01:12 PM]
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02-09-2001, 01:12 PM	#2
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02-09-2001, 01:58 PM	#3
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	[U][B]WARNING:[/U] ANOTHER TASTELESS JOKE. SENSITIVE FOLKS STOP READING NOW.[/B] What is the difference between a lesbian and a Triscuit? One is a snack cracker… xoxo~ gaz fallen in with a bad crowd on this thread. [Edited by Gaz on 02-09-2001 at 03:00 PM]
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02-09-2001, 02:17 PM	#4
bishop_74 Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Denver, CO. USA Casino cash: $8654993	Unfortunately, I am unaware of the word trisuit. And the punch line is obviously a play on words in some catch phrase. Could someone enlighten me? Thanks for the help. Dave -Trying not to sound dumb, but wanting to be a part of the fun...
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02-09-2001, 02:24 PM	#5
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	Oh dear. Nothing kills a joke quicker than explanation. Triscuit is a cracker. You eat or snack snack on it. You could substitute Ritz or Harvest Crisps if you were so inclined. The joke here involves swapping the initial sounds in the two words to arrive at a different meaning. xoxo~ gaz dancing around it.
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02-09-2001, 02:28 PM	#6
bishop_74 Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Denver, CO. USA Casino cash: $8654993	Sorry, I didn't put two and two together (trisuit=triscuit)... it all makes so much sense now. I thought is was some kind of executive that liked to sleep with men, women, and animals or something (tri=3 suit=executive) Dave -going to take my reerun pills now.
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02-09-2001, 02:32 PM	#7
keithImpailerlemons Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	How do you tell if a house has been built by lesbiens??? It's all tongue and groove and no studs... Joining the tasteless crew..
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seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $-410100	eeeyuck...i had fish for dinner, joe. sec
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02-09-2001, 02:48 PM	#9
Clint in Wichita Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Here's one: Q: How does a redneck woman tell if her trailer is level? A: She has sperm running out of BOTH sides of her mouth.
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02-09-2001, 03:02 PM	#10
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	bishop_74- No, the dunce cap is mine. I misspelled Triscuit©. xoxo~ gaz found the 2nd best way to kill a joke.
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Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8028275	FYI Triscuit is a registered trademark, not a copyrighted work. Johnny - seeing how much longer we can analyze Gaz's joke.
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02-09-2001, 03:13 PM	#12
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	My bad. Triscuit™ xoxo~ gaz watching his dead horse being mercilessly flogged.
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02-09-2001, 03:17 PM	#13
bishop_74 Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Denver, CO. USA Casino cash: $8654993	It's OK. This is much more fun than what I am supossed to be doing which is checking on the amount of badwidth that people are hoggin on our network. Of course I am a Major contributor with all of my feature length pornography...
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02-09-2001, 04:12 PM	#14
58Forever It's dejavu all over again! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: at home in my own chair Casino cash: $10004900	Okay, so does anyone else watch South Park? The first season I think they had an episode where all he kids want to be lesbians because they want to impress there lesbian teacher...obviously, they don't know what a lesbian is... Cut to scene...Cartman at home on his hands and knees licking the carpet... Stan or Kyle says, "What you doing Cartman?" Cartman: My mom says if I want to be a lesbian I have to learn how to lick carpet. end of episode, Cartman eating a cardboard box... "What ya doin' Cartman?" "My mom says you have to eat box to be a Lesbian." When I first saw this episode I about pissed myself from laughing so hard...:D __________________ joe If the other team scores zero, three points is enough! "screw you guys, I'm going home."
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