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Old 01-08-2007, 12:57 PM   Topic Starter
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Help Herm simplify the offense
Herm stated he wants to simplify the offense. Here are my thoughts:

1. Go from zero trick plays to -2 trick plays per game. I don't know if this one is possible, but trick plays tend to confuse both our offense and the opposing defense. Let's keep things simple.

2. Punt on third down. Running three offensive plays in a row causes information overload and is confusing.

3. Eliminate all slant patterns. We don't use them even though they work, and keeping them in the playbook just adds weight.

4. In fact, eliminate all passing plays. The forward pass is over rated and too complicated.

5. Run to the left on every play. That way you only have to have one-half of a good offensive line. We're only two linemen away from being halfway there!

6. Eliminate one of the "huts" before snapping the ball. Always go on "hut one". Keep it simple boys.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:06 PM   #2
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I say we really take "you don't try to outscore a team on the road" to heart. Cut the entire offense. Punt for better field position and put the defense out there to win the game. Let's try to be the first team to go 2-2-12.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:24 PM   #3
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I say we really take "you don't try to outscore a team on the road" to heart. Cut the entire offense. Punt for better field position and put the defense out there to win the game. Let's try to be the first team to go 2-2-12.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:09 PM   #4
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Just snap the ball on every first-down up into the air and let the D.. intercept it.....
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:11 PM   #5
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Just snap the ball on every first-down up into the air and let the D.. intercept it.....
Well that's just dumb... bad field position. Herm wants GOOD field position.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:11 PM   #6
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Another idea: Get rid of all offensive players. Have two defensive units. Tire out the opposition by making them play offense for the entire game. Go for ties or the occasional win through a TD from an interception.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:13 PM   #7
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Another idea: Get rid of all offensive players. Have two defensive units. Tire out the opposition by making them play offense for the entire game. Go for ties or the occasional win through a TD from an interception.
Didn't we just try that on Saturday?
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Another idea: Get rid of all offensive players. Have two defensive units. Tire out the opposition by making them play offense for the entire game. Go for ties or the occasional win through a TD from an interception.
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I say we really take "you don't try to outscore a team on the road" to heart. Cut the entire offense. Punt for better field position and put the defense out there to win the game. Let's try to be the first team to go 2-2-12.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:16 PM   #9
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I say we really take "you don't try to outscore a team on the road" to heart. Cut the entire offense. Punt for better field position and put the defense out there to win the game. Let's try to be the first team to go 2-2-12.
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Apparently so is BIG_DADDY.
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Old 01-08-2007, 01:14 PM   #11
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Another idea: Get rid of all offensive players. Have two defensive units. Tire out the opposition by making them play offense for the entire game. Go for ties or the occasional win through a TD from an interception.
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Another idea: Get rid of all offensive players. Have two defensive units. Tire out the opposition by making them play offense for the entire game. Go for ties or the occasional win through a TD from an interception.


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Help Herm simplify the offense
You mean more simple then run, run, pass, punt??
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You mean more simple then run, run, pass, punt??
Well, Herm just said he wants to simplify the offense, so YES! Run, run, run, punt would be an example of simpler.
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:01 PM   #15
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Well, Herm just said he wants to simplify the offense, so YES! Run, run, run, punt would be an example of simpler.
True; how about punt on first downs. The defense will never see it comin.
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