Wow, got away with a DWI the other night!

NJ Chief Fan · 05-07-2007, 04:32 PM

So Friday night/Saturday morning at about 3am I was on my way back from the bar when I get pulled over for a tail light being out. The officer then asks me to step out my to show me the light that was out. He then asks me if I had anything to drink and I told him that I had had a few drinks, which was really like 11-12 drinks(took 2 Jaeger bombs about 20 minutes before leaving the bar). He then asks me to do the flash light test followed by the alphabet. After that he makes me walk over to the parking lot right where I was pulled over and do the straight line test and the stand on one foot test and as Im doing these tests I get a call from my friend(more to come with that situation). Finally I get done with all his sobriety tests and we are walking back to my car and he says you are lucky Im in a good mood tonight get out of here. The whole time he was giving me orders for the sobriety test I was zoned out, the only thing running through my head was man Im going to ****ing jail. As I get to my friends house, I call my friend who called me, and he just had the same luck, he didnt have to do a sobriety test, but he got away with just a reckless driving ticket. The only bad thing from the whole deal for me was that he took my license, registration, and insurance cards away. I really dont care cause those could easily be replaced, and they are alot cheaper than a DWI fine and all the other goodies that come with it.

**The Bad Guy** · 05-07-2007, 04:33 PM

Smart move, Josh Hancock.

ChiefsFire · 05-07-2007, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Smart move, Josh Hancock.

you stole my line....

Mr. Plow · 05-07-2007, 04:38 PM

Lucky you. My brother was killed by someone like you.

**The Bad Guy** · 05-07-2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Lucky you. My brother was killed by someone like you.

I'm really sorry for your loss.

What pisses me off is 2 things...

1) The fact that you would come on this board and talk about this like you're in some frat and you think you're going to be praised for being a dipshit asshole irresponsible ****face.

2) The smiley face at the end. It's like you're proud. Seriously, next time, just drink enough at the bar where pass out in the bathroom, and you choke to death on your own vomit before leaving the bar.

KevB · 05-07-2007, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

1) The fact that you would come on this board and talk about this like you're in some frat and you think you're going to be praised for being a dipshit asshole irresponsible ****face.

Are "frat guys" the only ones who drive drunk and brag about it?

**The Bad Guy** · 05-07-2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevB

Are "frat guys" the only ones who drive drunk and brag about it?

The ones that I went to college were.

**The Bad Guy** · 05-07-2007, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

The ones that I went to college were.

I misread your question.

No, frat guys aren't the only ones. Assholes on a message board do it too.

The frat guys I went to school with used to brag about it all the time, I wanted to beat the shit out of every one of them.

**HemiEd** · 05-07-2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Lucky you. My brother was killed by someone like you.

My brother got killed being like that, but he very seldom got wasted, unlike me.

**jAZ** · 05-07-2007, 04:38 PM

Gotta love the "Legalize Pot" avatar to go with the "I drove home drunk and got away with it!" thread. You aren't helping the cause any.

Simply Red · 05-07-2007, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jAZ

Gotta love the "Legalize Pot" avatar to go with the "I drove home drunk and got away with it!" thread. You aren't helping the cause any.

Your signature makes me sicker than his DUI dodge.

Adept Havelock · 05-07-2007, 04:38 PM

Do the rest of us on the road a favor. Next time you're getting looped and decide to get behind the wheel, just aim for the nearest cliff or bridge support pillar at high speed so the rest of us don't have to worry about a loved one getting killed by your ignorant choices.

Better yet, keep a pistol in the glove compartment and do yourself in that way. Less chance of hurting an innocent.

Yes, I'm sensitive about this subject. I've seen too many good people die or get hurt because of idiots like you.

ChiefsFire · 05-07-2007, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

Do the rest of us on the road a favor. Next time you're getting looped and decide to get behind the wheel, just aim for the nearest cliff or bridge support pillar at high speed so the rest of us don't have to worry about a loved one getting killed by your ignorant choices.

Better yet, keep a gun in the glove compartment and do yourself in that way.

Yes, I'm sensitive about this subject. I've seen too many good people die or get hurt because of idiots like this.

That never happens....

Lil Susie and Johnnys mom gets slammed head on on her way home from pickin up couch syrup at Walgreens by some asshat who had one too many jager bombs....

Seen it happen too many times

Adept Havelock · 05-07-2007, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsFire

That never happens....

Lil Susie and Johnnys mom gets slammed head on on her way home from pickin up couch syrup at Walgreens by some asshat who had one too many jager bombs....

Seen it happen too many times

Believe me, I know. This idiot needs to be deleted from the gene pool, before that happens.

Quote:

Originally Posted by recxjake

**** You

recxjake, for the first time I wholeheartedly agree with you on something.

05-07-2007, 04:32 PM	Topic Starter
NJ Chief Fan DAMMIT CARL! Join Date: Mar 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Wow, got away with a DWI the other night! So Friday night/Saturday morning at about 3am I was on my way back from the bar when I get pulled over for a tail light being out. The officer then asks me to step out my to show me the light that was out. He then asks me if I had anything to drink and I told him that I had had a few drinks, which was really like 11-12 drinks(took 2 Jaeger bombs about 20 minutes before leaving the bar). He then asks me to do the flash light test followed by the alphabet. After that he makes me walk over to the parking lot right where I was pulled over and do the straight line test and the stand on one foot test and as Im doing these tests I get a call from my friend(more to come with that situation). Finally I get done with all his sobriety tests and we are walking back to my car and he says you are lucky Im in a good mood tonight get out of here. The whole time he was giving me orders for the sobriety test I was zoned out, the only thing running through my head was man Im going to ****ing jail. As I get to my friends house, I call my friend who called me, and he just had the same luck, he didnt have to do a sobriety test, but he got away with just a reckless driving ticket. The only bad thing from the whole deal for me was that he took my license, registration, and insurance cards away. I really dont care cause those could easily be replaced, and they are alot cheaper than a DWI fine and all the other goodies that come with it.
Posts: 2,510

05-07-2007, 04:33 PM	#2
The Bad Guy Scott Pioli Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Copacobana Casino cash: $9283645	Smart move, Josh Hancock. __________________
Posts: 23,216

05-07-2007, 04:38 PM	#4
Mr. Plow In Search of a Life Join Date: Dec 2005 Casino cash: $-1402609	Lucky you. My brother was killed by someone like you.
Posts: 31,686

05-07-2007, 04:38 PM	#10
jAZ Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tucson, AZ Casino cash: $9817493	Gotta love the "Legalize Pot" avatar to go with the "I drove home drunk and got away with it!" thread. You aren't helping the cause any.
Posts: 24,800

05-07-2007, 04:38 PM	#12
Adept Havelock Obligatory Thoughtcriminal Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Flux,awaiting an observer Casino cash: $10004900	Do the rest of us on the road a favor. Next time you're getting looped and decide to get behind the wheel, just aim for the nearest cliff or bridge support pillar at high speed so the rest of us don't have to worry about a loved one getting killed by your ignorant choices. Better yet, keep a pistol in the glove compartment and do yourself in that way. Less chance of hurting an innocent. Yes, I'm sensitive about this subject. I've seen too many good people die or get hurt because of idiots like you. __________________ No matter how cynical you are, it is impossible to keep up. -Lily Tomlin I'd rather be a climbing monkey than a falling angel. -Terry Pratchett
Posts: 14,305