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Old 05-15-2007, 12:12 PM   Topic Starter
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So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:15 PM   #2
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I have heard rumors of humans with mini-tails, but have never actually seen one.

About two years ago I had a one-night stand with a girl that had a belly button in the middle of her chest, just below her rack. It was creepy.
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:18 PM   #3
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About two years ago I had a one-night stand with a girl that had a belly button in the middle of her chest, just below her rack. It was creepy.
How old was she?








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Old 05-15-2007, 01:28 PM   #4
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Early 20's.
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:15 PM   #5
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So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?

you want pics?
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:39 PM   #6
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you want pics?
Man, I am not sure. I sort of have a weak stomach for human deformity kind of stuff, so ummm sure!
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:02 PM   #7
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Man, I am not sure. I sort of have a weak stomach for human deformity kind of stuff, so ummm sure!
Ive heard stories that brings a new meaning to "Red River Shootout".
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:06 PM   #8
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Ive heard stories that brings a new meaning to "Red River Shootout".
... ...thats the worst when it happens, i can always tell immediately when i've "knocked something loose"...the change from sweet slickness to watery nastiness is enough to kill even my most diamond hard johnson.
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:15 PM   #9
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Tail? Yeah right. That was her penis!
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:25 PM   #10
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So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
That is freaking hilarious. I would not have been able to perform after an encounter like that.
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:27 PM   #11
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sure it wasnt a shaved dog?
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:43 PM   #12
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sure it wasnt a shaved dog?
Liek I said, it wasn't me, and he never really said if she was panting, drooling, and yelping, just that she had a "tail". Personally, I would have freaked out and got out of there as quickly as I could (after finishing my business of course).
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:54 PM   #13
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That is freaking hilarious. I would not have been able to perform after an encounter like that.

This is funny shit, so strange it brought you out from under your rock, that's great!!
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:56 PM   #14
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That is freaking hilarious. I would not have been able to perform after an encounter like that.
I would have been temped to flick it around to see if she liked it. Could be like a second clit or something. Just pull the hood back and apply direct pressure.
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:29 PM   #15
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