Carl Peterson's To-Do List For the Offseason.

**Rain Man** · 04:52 PM

A friend of mine went into Carl Peterson's office and found his to-do list for next year. I thought I'd share it.

1. Determine whether Huard is a good fit at starting quarterback next year or whether he should pursue Gus Frerotte or Rob Johnson.

2. Go back and study the 1984 and 1985 Philadelphia Stars to see how he can recreate the magic.

3. Begin the process of ensuring a lengthy holdout and animosity-filled negotiating process with Jared Allen via public proclamations that Allen "really isn't a very good football player".

4. Identify the two first-round draft prospects whose agents will still return his calls.

5. Re-sign Eddie Drummond while he's cheap.

6. Determine if Herm has slowed down the offense enough or if it needs to be further slowed next year.

7. Add another layer of bulletproof glass to his home, office, and car.

8. Identify athletes with great measurables and no football instincts to draft in the second round.

9. Attempt to find an even older kicker.

10. Figure out how much to raise ticket prices this year.

11. Arrange to have the backs of empty Arrowhead seats painted to look like people.

12. Send package of Omaha steaks to Matt Millen for winning their bet about who is the better General Manager.

13. Explore trading our best players to stockpile draft picks to give up for coaches and/or busts.

14. Make sure that Clark remembers the incriminating photos he has of Lamar from back in 1988.

15. Marry Eva Braun, pack more sandbags in front of bunker.

JohninGpt · 12-23-2007, 04:44 PM

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15. Marry Eva Braun, pack more sandbags in front of bunker.

16. Bite the capsule sewn into the lining of his leather jacket.

KCJohnny · 12-23-2007, 04:45 PM

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6. Determine if Herm has slowed down the offense enough or if it needs to be further slowed next year.

11. Arrange to have the backs of empty Arrowhead seats painted to look like people.

12. Send package of Omaha steaks to Matt Millen for winning their bet about who is the better General Manager.

14. Make sure that Clark remembers the incriminating photos he has of Lamar from back in 1988.

**the Talking Can** · 12-23-2007, 04:51 PM

#8 is spot on

blueballs · 12-23-2007, 05:11 PM

take vaction during FA signing period

**jjchieffan** · 12-23-2007, 05:18 PM

Carls to do list needs to be one item long

1. Dec. 31 2007 Hand resignation to Clark Hunt.

**Bob Dole** · 12-23-2007, 05:18 PM

16. Apply for NFL blackout exemption for entire 2008 season due to construction.

**Skip Towne** · 12-23-2007, 05:23 PM

Hire somebody to start his car.

BigChiefFan · 12-23-2007, 05:21 PM

Ask NFL to consider top 30 teams for playoffs.

JohninGpt · 12-23-2007, 05:22 PM

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Ask NFL to consider top 30 teams for playoffs.

That would make next weeks game against the Jets a real pressure cooker.

BigChiefFan · 12-23-2007, 05:26 PM

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That would make next weeks game against the Jets a real pressure cooker.

It definitely has playoff implications.

FloridaMan88 · 12-23-2007, 07:01 PM

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It definitely has playoff implications.

It has major draft implications though.

Molitoth · 12-23-2007, 07:02 PM

lol @ 11

**Bugeater** · 12-23-2007, 07:09 PM

11. Arrange to have the backs of empty Arrowhead seats painted to look like people.

That's already (sort of) been done. The seats in the Louisiana Superdome are all sorts of different colors to make the stadium appear to be less empty.

kstater · 12-23-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

A friend of mine went into Carl Peterson's office and found his to-do list for next year. I thought I'd share it.

1. Determine whether Huard is a good fit at starting quarterback next year or whether he should pursue Gus Frerotte or Rob Johnson.

2. Go back and study the 1984 and 1985 Philadelphia Stars to see how he can recreate the magic.

3. Begin the process of ensuring a lengthy holdout and animosity-filled negotiating process with Jared Allen via public proclamations that Allen "really isn't a very good football player".

4. Identify the two first-round draft prospects whose agents will still return his calls.

5. Re-sign Eddie Drummond while he's cheap.

6. Determine if Herm has slowed down the offense enough or if it needs to be further slowed next year.

7. Add another layer of bulletproof glass to his home, office, and car.

8. Identify athletes with great measurables and no football instincts to draft in the second round.

9. Attempt to find an even older kicker.

10. Figure out how much to raise ticket prices this year.

11. Arrange to have the backs of empty Arrowhead seats painted to look like people.

12. Send package of Omaha steaks to Matt Millen for winning their bet about who is the better General Manager.

13. Explore trading our best players to stockpile draft picks to give up for coaches and/or busts.

14. Make sure that Clark remembers the incriminating photos he has of Lamar from back in 1988.

15. Marry Eva Braun, pack more sandbags in front of bunker.

1. Bring back Grbac.
2. No magic needed. You play to win the game.
3. Just cut him to save cap space.
4. I think there might be 3 or 4 that haven't heard of him. He can play that to his advantage.
5. Why not just put a monkey back there. Can probably get around league minimum that way.
6. He's on the phone with Joe Gibbs as we speak.
7. Just buy the pope mobile.
8. I heard Reesing might be available.
9. Morten Anderson can still kick. Just need to instruct opposing defenses to give him a few seconds to roll his wheelchair up to the spot.
10. Have to pay for the renovations somehow.
11. Could do like the Wizards game, put everyone downstairs and tarp off the upperdeck. Sell ad space for revenue.
12. Just give Carl a couple more years and he'll figure it out.
13. TG for Pennington?
14. Carl has probably forgot that night in Tijuana.
15. I heard that Blackwater is looking for new contracts. Gang rapes cost extra.

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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-502449 VARSITY	Carl Peterson's To-Do List For the Offseason. A friend of mine went into Carl Peterson's office and found his to-do list for next year. I thought I'd share it. 1. Determine whether Huard is a good fit at starting quarterback next year or whether he should pursue Gus Frerotte or Rob Johnson. 2. Go back and study the 1984 and 1985 Philadelphia Stars to see how he can recreate the magic. 3. Begin the process of ensuring a lengthy holdout and animosity-filled negotiating process with Jared Allen via public proclamations that Allen "really isn't a very good football player". 4. Identify the two first-round draft prospects whose agents will still return his calls. 5. Re-sign Eddie Drummond while he's cheap. 6. Determine if Herm has slowed down the offense enough or if it needs to be further slowed next year. 7. Add another layer of bulletproof glass to his home, office, and car. 8. Identify athletes with great measurables and no football instincts to draft in the second round. 9. Attempt to find an even older kicker. 10. Figure out how much to raise ticket prices this year. 11. Arrange to have the backs of empty Arrowhead seats painted to look like people. 12. Send package of Omaha steaks to Matt Millen for winning their bet about who is the better General Manager. 13. Explore trading our best players to stockpile draft picks to give up for coaches and/or busts. 14. Make sure that Clark remembers the incriminating photos he has of Lamar from back in 1988. 15. Marry Eva Braun, pack more sandbags in front of bunker. Last edited by Rain Man; 12-23-2007 at 04:52 PM..
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