Poop Late Night With CosmicPal

**CosmicPal** · 09-27-2008, 10:01 PM

I've been cleaning out my den and having a couple of drinks when I found this old diatribe of a poem I wrote many years ago.

(At the time, I was a Charles Bukowki fan, and this was my attempt to emulate him):

Flush

“Here I sit all broken-hearted.
I came to shit, but hardly farted.”

I found this stamped in a faded black marker
on the stall door

“Here I sit all broken-hearted.
I came to shit, but hardly farted.”

I continued to read it over and over again.

“Here I sit…”
“….came to shit.”

It was the only thing to read other than Holly’s phone number and how some dude promised future shitters like me that she would give us a good time

“…broken-hearted”
“…hardly farted.”

It’s over
I’m through with the reading of bathroom stink poetry
I pull up my trousers
and flush

I didn’t shit
I didn’t fart
I was too goddamn drunk to stand up and pee.

4th and Long · 09-27-2008, 10:03 PM

Someone's had more than, "a couple of drinks."

**CosmicPal** · 09-27-2008, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Someone's had more than, "a couple of drinks."

Okay, you got me.

**DeezNutz** · 09-27-2008, 10:06 PM

Composition and theme tightly connected: Both are shit. Congrats!

**CosmicPal** · 09-27-2008, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Composition and theme tightly connected: Both are shit. Congrats!

Well...uhhh...thank you.

Hammock Parties · 09-27-2008, 10:07 PM

You crazy mother****er.

4th and Long · 09-27-2008, 10:11 PM

"Don't throw cigarette butts in our toliets. We don't sh*t in your ash trays."

09-27-2008, 10:01 PM	Topic Starter
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Late Night With CosmicPal I've been cleaning out my den and having a couple of drinks when I found this old diatribe of a poem I wrote many years ago. (At the time, I was a Charles Bukowki fan, and this was my attempt to emulate him): Flush “Here I sit all broken-hearted. I came to shit, but hardly farted.” I found this stamped in a faded black marker on the stall door “Here I sit all broken-hearted. I came to shit, but hardly farted.” I continued to read it over and over again. “Here I sit…” “….came to shit.” It was the only thing to read other than Holly’s phone number and how some dude promised future shitters like me that she would give us a good time “…broken-hearted” “…hardly farted.” It’s over I’m through with the reading of bathroom stink poetry I pull up my trousers and flush I didn’t shit I didn’t fart I was too goddamn drunk to stand up and pee.
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09-27-2008, 10:03 PM	#2
4th and Long Sad Patrick Is Sad. :( Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $6544925	Someone's had more than, "a couple of drinks." __________________
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09-27-2008, 10:07 PM	#6
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $1020478	You crazy mother****er. __________________ Chiefs game films
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09-27-2008, 10:11 PM	#7
4th and Long Sad Patrick Is Sad. :( Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In a house Casino cash: $6544925	"Don't throw cigarette butts in our toliets. We don't sh*t in your ash trays." __________________
Posts: 21,563