Off With His 2 Dimensional Head!

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With all the news about famous people dying, I started thinking about life and how important it is.

Then, I started thinking about how cartoon characters aren't really alive but how they walk around and talk and stuff just like live peeps on TV. Then, I started thinking about how cartoon characters never die. Sometimes, their shows get canceled or they retire or something, of course, but they never actually pass on. Then, I started thinking that, if I could choose one cartoon character to decapitate, which one it would be. I decided on Speedy Gonzalez because he is, by far, the most irritating little bastard ever.

So, I decided to start this thread in an effort to determine which, if any, cartoon character you peeps would prefer to decapitate. One cartoon character decapitation per peep, please.

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Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

[L.A. Chieffan]

they do die in roger rabbit mr. fax

[FAX]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

they do die in roger rabbit mr. fax

That was just a movie, Mr. L.A.Chieffan. It wasn't real.

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[Rain Man]

FAX is a racist.


For me, I think it'd be Speed Racer. Even as a kid, I wanted to reach into the TV and pummel that arrogant, poorly animated b*****d.

Pepe LePew (sp?) and Foghorn Leghord wouldn't be far behind.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Pepe LePew (sp?) and Foghorn Leghord wouldn't be far behind.

Pepe LePew?

Why?

He's the only culturally accurate stereotype cartoon out there. A frenchman that stinks, does nothing but chase tail, and is afraid to fight...

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

FAX is a racist.


For me, I think it'd be Speed Racer. Even as a kid, I wanted to reach into the TV and pummel that arrogant, poorly animated b*****d.

Pepe LePew (sp?) and Foghorn Leghord wouldn't be far behind.

I say, why, I say, why would you do such a thing....?

[L.A. Chieffan]

actually if you LIKE Speedy Gonzalez you're considered a racist.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

actually if you LIKE Speedy Gonzalez you're considered a racist.

Really? What's wrong with Speedy? He taught me all about Mexican culture, long before I learned it in Social Studies.


And I have to change my vote. There was a cartoon on when I was a kid that featured monsters, all knockoffs of famous monsters like Frankenstein and Dracula and stuff. One of the monsters was a werewolf, and he couldn't talk without howling incessantly. A typical scene would go like this:

Frankenstein: To the ship! We must get to the ship! I'll break down the walls in this castle!

Dracula: Yes! Yes! And I will turn into a bat and fly ahead to look out for the villagers!

Werewolf: Let's gooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooo! We need to gooooooowwwwwwwwwoooooo tooo-oooo-ooooooooooooooooooooooooh the carooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwoooooooo!


It annoyed the daylights out of me when I was a kid, almost to the point where I wanted to go outside and get exercise instead of watching it.

[SnakeXJones]

God i hated that ****ing thing

[JOhn]

Squidward from Spongebob

[bdeg]

Maggie from the Simpsons. 20 seasons and she's still a baby. A baby VAMPIRE. There's blood in that pacifier I tells ya.

I'd become an inter-television Vampire Hunter. Instead of just around town.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Olive Oil. She was not good looking so I have no idea why anyone would like her and she has 2 guys fighting over her every show.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

Olive Oil. She was not good looking so I have no idea why anyone would like her and she has 2 guys fighting over her every show.

She was a freak in bed, man. Totally out of control.

[milkman]

Tweety

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

Olive Oil. She was not good looking so I have no idea why anyone would like her and she has 2 guys fighting over her every show.

She would be my third choice, most definitely, Mr. Kyle DeLexus. Olive Oyl has caused more violence than Jerusalem. She is a skinny, little bitch and deserves decapitation only slightly less than Speedy Gonzalez and Roadrunner.

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