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Pissed off now Joboo
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my wife's $hitlist
Casino cash: $1241665
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Uh oh...
I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday! ![]() In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th. Ideas/Suggestions? |
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oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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Anti-freeze.
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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MVP
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Wichita
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Run
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Tell her that you've been unemployed and drunk for the last 3 weeks and lost track of time. That'll work. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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Pissed off now Joboo
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my wife's $hitlist
Casino cash: $1241665
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That would probably work....since it's the freaking truth!
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Mama Tried
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Missouri
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truth? you may as well dazzle her with logic.
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In Search of a Life
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MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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Give up the ass.
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Stuff & Things
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Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Check craigslist for a Gigolo in your area....
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The pizza king of kansas
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a.
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Dinner flower and dancing. If that don't work get the **** outta dodge
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Did you hear what I said?
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Hope she doesn't glue your buttcheeks together while you're asleep.
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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