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Just a li'l Evel
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Dane McRib is back!
"swimmin' in BBQ sauce...."
For a limited time, McDonald's will be bringing back it's (in)famous Dane McRib! It's a .30 Lb flaked rib meat pressed into a deli roll. Sure it's kinda fake and really high-priced, but the sandwich is very astute in filling you up. Although, some people don't like it. "It just kinda rubs me the wrong way" "It's too bold" "I'm just sick of hearing about the Dane McRib. Can we just move the fock on to Shamrock shakes or something for chrissake?!" "I'm not going to say anything negative about the Dane McRib because if I do it'll neg-rep the hell out of me" GEt it while it's right here and easy to get. Cuz who knows when the McRib will go away again? |
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I thought some people wanted to name it the Dane McPrick?
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It's ****ing nasty.
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"I got AIDS after the first bite!"
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Tasted sweet like aintifreeze...
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it smacked me in the face like Mel Gibsons mace in bravehart
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I had one last night.
It wasn't kosher. |
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I'll be back.
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I wouldn't eat a nasty McRib, but the girl at 0:15 is so sickeningly adorable. That's good advertising.
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She's pleasant, but I've recently been more enamored of the big-eyed woman in the Fedex retirement commercial. You can see the history of the world in those eyes. Here's the whole ad for your convenience, as well as a still photo.
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I don't really eat McD's anymore.....but damn I LOOOOOVE the McRib
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I'll be back.
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That's all the McRib is. A piece of shit dunked in cheap BBQ sauce.
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But honestly, my commercial heart still goes to the doe-eyed woman and her sense of wonder in the back seat of the Ford Edge.
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Great song.
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I picked up a Dane McRib a little while ago, and as soon as I took it out of the wrapper it gave me a roundhouse kick and now it's having sex with my wife.
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