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LaChapelle · 03-12-2010, 12:08 AM

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his 'dakimakura' - a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.

In Lee's case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the 'magical girl' anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between 'obsessive' and 'nerd') has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. Their nuptials were eagerly chronicled by the local media.

'He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,' said one friend.

'They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,' they added.

The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times - it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November

Jenson71 · 03-12-2010, 12:22 AM

Possible side-effect of Little Boy and Fat Man?

**pr_capone** · 03-12-2010, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

Possible side-effect of Little Boy and Fat Man?

At least their sexual deviants are imposing themselves on pillows and virtual girls. Here, and without the post radiation fallout, our sexual deviants are plugging random farm animals.

**Bane** · 03-12-2010, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71

Possible side-effect of Little Boy and Fat Man?

DBOSHO · 03-12-2010, 12:26 AM

The sex will be awkward.

SLAG · 03-12-2010, 12:27 AM

More Cushin for the Pushin

Dante84 · 03-12-2010, 12:28 AM

I had a dream that I ate a huge marshmallow once, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

I thought I had accidentally eaten my pillow, but as it turns out, and asian guy stole it and has been ****ing it ever since.

threebag · 03-12-2010, 06:16 AM

When he sleeps on her his druel from sleeping with his mouth open rehydrates the sperm leading to ingestion of his own boys.

**bevischief** · 03-12-2010, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

When he sleeps on her his druel from sleeping with his mouth open rehydrates the sperm leading to ingestion of his own boys.

LaChapelle · 03-12-2010, 07:01 AM

HIs wife caught him with a hooker and smothered her to death
the jury thought he just manipulated her and locked him up for life

Over-Head · 03-12-2010, 07:01 AM

Ya almost gotta wonder if the "justice official" who preformed this marriage is as ****en nutts as the groom?

And on a side note, would tossing the pillow in the garbage after 15 years be considered pre-meditated murder?

LaChapelle · 03-12-2010, 07:05 AM

It won't last
memory foam

blaise · 03-12-2010, 07:25 AM

In eight months that pillow will be complaining that he never buys it new pillowcases like he did when they were dating.

**Gonzo** · 03-12-2010, 08:56 AM

Dude should seriously check into those life-sized sex dolls in the pic forum. I'm sure he could get one made to look like that cartoon chick.

Would the pillow get half his shit in the divorce?
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LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Allrighty then Lee Jin-gyu fell for his 'dakimakura' - a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side. In Lee's case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the 'magical girl' anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between 'obsessive' and 'nerd') has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. Their nuptials were eagerly chronicled by the local media. 'He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,' said one friend. 'They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,' they added. The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times - it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November Attached Thumbnails
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