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Old 07-06-2010, 12:23 PM   Topic Starter
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What's the best sex you ever had?
Looking in the pics forum I got to wondering. What is it? This is not a poll, but stories. What made it great?! Was it a great body?... a great personality?... a freak?... a friend?... a hooker?... the love of your life?... a one-nighter?... unencumbered?... I was drunk and she was Orca, but slippery?...

Let's here 'em.

Sorry if this is a repost, but things change day to day so f you.
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:24 PM   #2
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:26 PM   #3
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:26 PM   #4
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:27 PM   #5
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The best is when you both want it for days, but you can't...

For example, we went to visit my girlfriend's grandparents along with the rest of her family. The house was crowded and we couldn't get away from it for a week...

We promised each other no self gratification for the week to make it extra good...and it was.
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:47 PM   #9
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The best is when you both want it for days, but you can't...

For example, we went to visit my girlfriend's grandparents along with the rest of her family. The house was crowded and we couldn't get away from it for a week...

We promised each other no self gratification for the week to make it extra good...and it was.

This. Even better if the wife is wearing a swimsuit around during that time. Something about my wife in a swimsuit... just gets me in the mood.

Last night was pretty good for that reason. We spent the holiday at her mom's in a house of about 20 people. Lots of swimsuit/pool time without any chance to get it on until we got home last night. Good stuff.
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:56 PM   #10
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This. Even better if the wife is wearing a swimsuit around during that time. Something about my wife in a swimsuit... just gets me in the mood.

Last night was pretty good for that reason. We spent the holiday at her mom's in a house of about 20 people. Lots of swimsuit/pool time without any chance to get it on until we got home last night. Good stuff.
wasn't there a bathroom with a window?
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Old 07-06-2010, 01:31 PM   #11
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The best is when you both want it for days, but you can't...

For example, we went to visit my girlfriend's grandparents along with the rest of her family. The house was crowded and we couldn't get away from it for a week...

We promised each other no self gratification for the week to make it extra good...and it was.
I couldn't go a week without at least rubbing one off.
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these threads are so creepy, but I'll participate:

ok this one time...it wasn't even me having sex...these two pretty hot blonde chicks...whoa...

they were going at it pretty hardcore...I was filming...

and then one of them decides she has to take a nasty ass shit...

like...disgusting...

so they bust out a plastic cup...and she just...shits in this cup...it was insane! I was like...holy shit...that JUST happened!

But it wasn't over!!!

The two sluts start licking her shit...like literally eating the shit...and then they start passing it back and forth by french kissing...it was insane!!!

I jerked off vigorously in the corner to the two girls with their one cup of shit!

It was awesome!
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