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Old 10-28-2010, 10:56 AM   Topic Starter
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So I procrastinated due to a lack of personal direction and now have 24 hours to write a 5 page paper over the Sun Also Rises. Professor was open ended on topic and we only vaguely discussed a paper dealing with Robert Cohn but I dunno how I can get that to 5 pages without spamming block quotes. Apparently there are some other highly edumacated people on this board and I'd appreciate some assistance.
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:03 AM   #2
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:05 AM   #3
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:05 AM   #4
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5 page paper? Triple space that shit get it done in 2.
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:20 AM   #5
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:39 AM   #6
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:22 AM   #7
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5 page paper? Triple space that shit get it done in 2.
Don't forget the size 72 font.
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:21 AM   #8
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Use the maximum available requirements that have been given to you. Margins, spacing, font size, etc. Never use contractions, always use the lengthiest words available to you. Try to not to use any nouns or verbs under 5 letters, use a thesaurus. Use in text citations wherever possible. End with a bullshit "personal reflection" that is several paragraphs long.

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Old 10-28-2010, 09:35 PM   #9
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Use the maximum available requirements that have been given to you. Margins, spacing, font size, etc. Never use contractions, always use the lengthiest words available to you. Try to not to use any nouns or verbs under 5 letters, use a thesaurus. Use in text citations wherever possible. End with a bullshit "personal reflection" that is several paragraphs long.

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This shit is horribly transparent to anyone who has ever graded papers and isn't a completely lazy mother****er.
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Old 10-28-2010, 10:48 PM   #10
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This shit is horribly transparent to anyone who has ever graded papers and isn't a completely lazy mother****er.
You ever notice when all the periods are size 14 font? That can add length and it's the only way I can recall that isn't completely noticeable.
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:24 PM   #11
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You ever notice when all the periods are size 14 font? That can add length and it's the only way I can recall that isn't completely noticeable.
That's one I've never looked for, but given that they look all emboldened, it would look weird, especially if the student didn't print it out on an ink-jet.

It never ceases to amaze me how many dumbasses think that spacing their papers at 2.1 or 2.2 isn't completely obvious.

Given that I follow MLA for all submissions, and I take rough drafts electronically, the easiest way to see if someone has ****ed with the paper is to first select all and then change it to Times 12 point, as that's what it needs to be for standards, anyway.
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For those 50 pagers...do they actually read every page? Really...WTF? I would imagine TAs would go crazy if they had a stack of 50 page essays to grade.
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That's one I've never looked for, but given that they look all emboldened, it would look weird, especially if the student didn't print it out on an ink-jet.

It never ceases to amaze me how many dumbasses think that spacing their papers at 2.1 or 2.2 isn't completely obvious.

Given that I follow MLA for all submissions, and I take rough drafts electronically, the easiest way to see if someone has ****ed with the paper is to first select all and then change it to Times 12 point, as that's what it needs to be for standards, anyway.
You're a english professor?
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:24 AM   #14
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Old 10-28-2010, 11:28 AM   #15
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It's not the length I'm worried about as much as the content.. I've had this professor before and he's pretty laid back about stuff. My 15 page final over Hemingway last semester was pretty shitty and I still wound up with an awesome grade in the class.

I feel pretty dumb as a 4th year English major having issues with a short paper.
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