Life Kansas City strip club scene

DTchiefs58 · 01-06-2011, 08:56 PM

Staying in KC sat night for the game and need to hit up some strip clubs. No way will I go to any "bikini club" on the Missouri side. What's my options on the Kansas side? Staying across the street from Arrowhead at the old Adams Mark and not trying to drive that far.

**mikeyis4dcats.** · 01-06-2011, 08:57 PM

just come to Topeka. Nothing else is worth it.

gman1220 · 01-06-2011, 09:01 PM

a homosexual club or what

RJ · 01-06-2011, 09:02 PM

I haven't been there in years, but at one time the Kansas City zoo was very nice.

And don't you guys have one of those Imax theaters there? Those are cool.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 01-07-2011, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ

I haven't been there in years, but at one time the Kansas City zoo was very nice.

And don't you guys have one of those Imax theaters there? Those are cool.

Do they have Beavers at that zoo ? and if so, are they shaved ?

WebGem · 01-06-2011, 09:26 PM

Strip clubs are gay, hit up waffle house.

Just Passin' By · 01-06-2011, 09:27 PM

Have you spoken with Mr. Adam Jones yet?

**ShortRoundChief** · 01-06-2011, 09:27 PM

Lol at the "need" to pay a woman to cock tease you.

Molitoth · 01-06-2011, 09:28 PM

Bazookas used to have some higher quality girls. But I'm not a strip club pro... only been a few times.

**BigRedChief** · 01-06-2011, 09:30 PM

There is no nudity allowed in Missouri.
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/08/2...rip-clubs.html

Attorney General Chris Koster, who defended the new law, applauded Beetem’s ruling.
Among other things, the new law:
_ Forces sexually oriented businesses to be closed between midnight and 6 a.m. seven days a week.
_ Prohibits full nudity in those businesses.
_ Prohibits touching of customers by semi-nude employees and requires semi-nude dancers to use a stage. (Semi-nudity is defined as female breasts exposed below the nipple or uncovered male or female buttocks.)
_ Forbids alcohol at sexually oriented businesses.
Dick Snow, owner of Bazooka’s Showgirls, 1717 Main St., said dancers wearing swimsuits would allow adult clubs to stay open past the midnight closing time.
“This is a horrible law,” Snow said, adding it would cost state and local governments tens of thousands of dollars in tax revenue.
Gov. Jay Nixon signed the bill in late June.

Read more: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/08/2...#ixzz1AJhXbz6D

Lonewolf Ed · 01-06-2011, 09:41 PM

Missouri used to be the state to go to because Kansas strip club laws suck, especially in Johnson County. Is Missouri now the state with the worst strip club laws? Back in the late 90s, at least in Johnson County, the strippers had to wear pasties and could not remove their bottom garments.

DTchiefs58 · 01-06-2011, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

Missouri used to be the state to go to because Kansas strip club laws suck, especially in Johnson County. Is Missouri now the state with the worst strip club laws? Back in the late 90s, at least in Johnson County, the strippers had to wear pasties and could not remove their bottom garments.

Missouri and Utah have THE worst laws in the country. So all Kansas strip clubs wear pasties?

Delaney37 · 01-06-2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DTchiefs58

Missouri and Utah have THE worst laws in the country. So all Kansas strip clubs wear pasties?

No pasties in Topeka.

The 3 main nudie bars here are Baby Doll's, Sports Cabaret, and Club Orleans. There's also Sasnak and the Trop 56 in Osage county but they are pretty much dives. My personal choice would Club Orleans. Good atmosphere and several drink specials usually. Baby Doll's is okay but the strippers can be arrogant. Sports Cabaret is okay also but some nights has a real gansta vibe to it and the most of the strippers are Russian imports who don't speaka much English.

Lawrence has a few also but it's been years since I have been to them. The 3 main one's were Paradise Saloon, Pink Flamingo aka The Dirty Bird, and the Outhouse. Out of those the Outhouse was quite the experience. It was BYOB and pretty much anything goes.

CHENZ A! · 01-06-2011, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

Missouri used to be the state to go to because Kansas strip club laws suck, especially in Johnson County. Is Missouri now the state with the worst strip club laws? Back in the late 90s, at least in Johnson County, the strippers had to wear pasties and could not remove their bottom garments.

where are there any strip clubs in Johnson County? Shit I've lived here my whole life and can't think of any for some reason.

01-06-2011, 08:56 PM	Topic Starter
DTchiefs58 Starter Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Columbia, MO Casino cash: $10008534	Kansas City strip club scene Staying in KC sat night for the game and need to hit up some strip clubs. No way will I go to any "bikini club" on the Missouri side. What's my options on the Kansas side? Staying across the street from Arrowhead at the old Adams Mark and not trying to drive that far.
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01-06-2011, 09:41 PM	#11
Lonewolf Ed Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $10606233	Missouri used to be the state to go to because Kansas strip club laws suck, especially in Johnson County. Is Missouri now the state with the worst strip club laws? Back in the late 90s, at least in Johnson County, the strippers had to wear pasties and could not remove their bottom garments.
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