Poop It's big item curb pickup day again

Mr. Laz · 04-08-2011, 10:28 AM

in KC

just cracks me up ... trucks and vans just swarming up and down the streets picking up stuff within minutes of it touching the ground. I thought we were going to have a throw down fight over some 8ft railroad ties from an old flower bed box a few minutes ago.

**Bowser** · 04-08-2011, 10:30 AM

I thought they stopped the monthly service, and you had to now call for a pickup?

But you're right - people turn into ****ing piranha on big item pickup day.

Demonpenz · 04-08-2011, 10:31 AM

I remember working at red cross and we had a bunch of blood that was tainted so we put it outside and sure nuff there was a van stealin some bags of blood

**DaFace** · 04-08-2011, 10:31 AM

It's that time in my neighborhood as well. I threw out an old lawnmower, and a guy picked it up off of my curb in less than two minutes after I put it out there. It was amazing.

Mr. Laz · 04-08-2011, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

It's that time in my neighborhood as well. I threw out an old lawnmower, and a guy picked it up off of my curb in less than two minutes after I put it out there. It was amazing.

it's crazy, sometimes the stuff doesn't even hit the ground you just carry out to the curb and hand it to somebody.

Deberg_1990 · 04-08-2011, 10:35 AM

People are like sharks for good curb pickups....you have to start early to get the good stuff like old Sealy mattress's and 12" Huffys.

Sofa King · 04-08-2011, 10:43 AM

Old grills are a hot commodity around here. People eat those suckers up in minutes.

Sofa King · 04-08-2011, 10:43 AM

And old couches, no matter how much crusty food and how much sloppy semen are all over it, people will still take it.

Not that my couches are like that.

Los Pollos Hermanos · 04-08-2011, 10:45 AM

I was helping a buddy move out of an apartment and he had an entertainment center he didn't want. So, instead of putting it in the truck, we just set it next to the dumpster. We went back up to his second floor apartment to get another load and by the time we got back downstairs the entertainment center was gone.

**Bugeater** · 04-08-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsfansofDallas

I was helping a buddy move out of an apartment and he had an entertainment center he didn't want. So, instead of putting it in the truck, we just set it next to the dumpster. We went back up to his second floor apartment to get another load and by the time we got back downstairs the entertainment center was gone.

I ****ing hate people who do that. Your shit doesn't always magically disappear when you put it next to a dumpster.

Los Pollos Hermanos · 04-08-2011, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam

I ****ing hate people who do that. Your shit doesn't always magically disappear when you put it next to a dumpster.

Well, in this instance, it did magically disappear.

**Bugeater** · 04-08-2011, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsfansofDallas

Well, in this instance, it did magically disappear.

Yeah, I know, and I tried to word my response in a manner that would acknowledge the fact that it did in this one instance, but normally it's some maintenance guy that has to find a way to dispose of that shit.

Los Pollos Hermanos · 04-08-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam

Yeah, I know, and I tried to word my response in a manner that would acknowledge the fact that it did in this one instance, but normally it's some maintenance guy that has to find a way to dispose of that shit.

Oh.

Well, Shelly Cooper is a smelly pooper.

ReynardMuldrake · 04-08-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam

I ****ing hate people who do that. Your shit doesn't always magically disappear when you put it next to a dumpster.

Did you read the next sentence?

blaise · 04-08-2011, 10:48 AM

I once had some dude get a broken treadmill with a fried motor. He somehow got it into the trunk of a little Corolla or something. 75% of it was sticking out. I told him several places told me it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one but he took it anyway.

04-08-2011, 10:28 AM	Topic Starter
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	It's big item curb pickup day again in KC just cracks me up ... trucks and vans just swarming up and down the streets picking up stuff within minutes of it touching the ground. I thought we were going to have a throw down fight over some 8ft railroad ties from an old flower bed box a few minutes ago.
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04-08-2011, 10:30 AM	#2
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $-48384	I thought they stopped the monthly service, and you had to now call for a pickup? But you're right - people turn into ****ing piranha on big item pickup day.
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04-08-2011, 10:31 AM	#3
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-223864	I remember working at red cross and we had a bunch of blood that was tainted so we put it outside and sure nuff there was a van stealin some bags of blood __________________
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04-08-2011, 10:31 AM	#4
DaFace Kind of a mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Donkey Land Casino cash: $-1683101	It's that time in my neighborhood as well. I threw out an old lawnmower, and a guy picked it up off of my curb in less than two minutes after I put it out there. It was amazing.
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04-08-2011, 10:35 AM	#6
Deberg_1990 In Search of a Life Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Tx. Casino cash: $304454	People are like sharks for good curb pickups....you have to start early to get the good stuff like old Sealy mattress's and 12" Huffys.
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Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-220000 VARSITY	Old grills are a hot commodity around here. People eat those suckers up in minutes.
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04-08-2011, 10:45 AM	#9
Los Pollos Hermanos Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Prosper, TX Casino cash: $1455037	I was helping a buddy move out of an apartment and he had an entertainment center he didn't want. So, instead of putting it in the truck, we just set it next to the dumpster. We went back up to his second floor apartment to get another load and by the time we got back downstairs the entertainment center was gone.
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04-08-2011, 10:48 AM	#15
blaise In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Plano, TX Casino cash: $9989900	I once had some dude get a broken treadmill with a fried motor. He somehow got it into the trunk of a little Corolla or something. 75% of it was sticking out. I told him several places told me it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one but he took it anyway.
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