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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
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My Thank You letter to Hi-Vee
Just some background. I looked at the email address on my Hi Vee reciept and I decided that it is time to let Hi-Vee know they are doing a good job. The Store Manger is Jeff Mchenry
Dear Tom, I want to congratulate you on a beautiful store! It looks like everyone working at your store knows what the **** they are doing. That is more than I can say about those idiots at price chopper. Price chopper gets all grabby with my keys like they are some sort of Indiana car thieves. I don't trust them at all. I was able to purchase my waffle cones and Mop with ease with one of your friendly staff helping me. My cashier was Cynthia and she was wearing brown paints that were hiked up to her flappys. It looked like Cynthia was on her period by the bloated look of Fupa (Fat Upper Pussy area) but she smiled and accepted my check for $5.45 Some of the younger guys in the store looked like fine young men. I would have shook their hands if I wasn't 100% convinced they had masterbated earlier in the day to Cynthia's vanilla Purfume. I will let you go, I know you are a busy man, I will try to return the Rug Doctor sometime next month. |
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Mama Tried
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $9949903
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True Son of Liberty |
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Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
Casino cash: $7231160
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Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Casino cash: $-1441756
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I rolled into one with my Royals hat on the other day and the brat counter man hooked me up with a free pineapple brat. A Butler dozen.
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2005
Casino cash: $3303539
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $16896178
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Sure, the stockboys are in the back fapping.
Where do you think they get the slogan "There's a helpful smile in every aisle?" |
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $1778454
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1. You've got to stop taking drugs, or else start regularly taking the ones your doctor prescribed.
2. When are you and Cynthia going out to share nachos and fupa massages at a Royals game? |
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $1778454
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It's the Fat Uppah Pussy Area
and if ya got one I wanna marry ya F to the UPA It's suppa duppa |
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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You got waffle cones AND a mop for only $5.45?
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Administrator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Austin
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I am proud that you are a fellow St Josephan.
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Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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I know this is fake because you only shop at Aldi on 87th street.
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Administrator
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Location: Austin
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MVP
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: West of the Equator
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Administrator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Austin
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