Chiefs I Got an Email from Clark Today

**gblowfish** · 07-25-2011, 02:34 PM

Reads like this:

Dear George,

Earlier today, the NFL Clubs reached a new labor agreement with our players. The new agreement is fair to both clubs and players, and most importantly, allows us to get back to the game we love so much. We want to thank you for your patience and continued support throughout this offseason.While it has been a unique and challenging time for all who love the game, our football operations and business staff have remained united and focused on one goal – to continue building a team that can consistently compete for championships.

We hope you are excited for what is sure to be intense football action throughout the entire 2011 campaign. Thanks to the atmosphere that you helped create at Arrowhead last season, we will be featured in four nationally-televised, primetime games in 2011. We will also square off against six playoff teams from a year ago. We are looking forward to sharing every exciting moment with you.

To show our appreciation, we'd like to invite you to an exclusive night at Chiefs Training Camp in St. Joseph. It promises to be a memorable night with fun for the entire family. In the next few days, you will be receiving an email with more details about this event just for Chiefs Season Ticket Holders.

Again, thank you for your dedication and we look forward to seeing you at training camp in the next few weeks and at Arrowhead this season.

Sincerely,
Clark Hunt
Chairman and CEO

allen_kcCard · 07-25-2011, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Reads like this:

Dear George,

Earlier today, the NFL Clubs reached a new labor agreement with our players. The new agreement is fair to both clubs and players, and most importantly, allows us to get back to the game we love so much. We want to thank you for your patience and continued support throughout this offseason.While it has been a unique and challenging time for all who love the game, our football operations and business staff have remained united and focused on one goal – to continue building a team that can consistently compete for championships.

We hope you are excited for what is sure to be intense football action throughout the entire 2011 campaign. Thanks to the atmosphere that you helped create at Arrowhead last season, we will be featured in four nationally-televised, primetime games in 2011. We will also square off against six playoff teams from a year ago. We are looking forward to sharing every exciting moment with you.

To show our appreciation, we'd like to invite you to an exclusive night at Chiefs Training Camp in St. Joseph. It promises to be a memorable night with fun for the entire family. In the next few days, you will be receiving an email with more details about this event just for Chiefs Season Ticket Holders.

Again, thank you for your dedication and we look forward to seeing you at training camp in the next few weeks and at Arrowhead this season.

Sincerely,
Clark Hunt
Chairman and CEO

PS. Buy Tickets. Tell your friends.

fixed his letter

Stewie · 07-25-2011, 02:37 PM

Is the special event similar to a prostate exam?

CoMoChief · 07-25-2011, 02:38 PM

**** Clark Hunt, he's a cheap bastard.

Sofa King · 07-25-2011, 02:38 PM

Curious.

**gblowfish** · 07-25-2011, 02:39 PM

Let's run it through the German Bullshit detector!

It came back at a .015, only a hint of bullshit.

KurtCobain · 07-25-2011, 02:50 PM

Thanks for the moneys!

**The Bad Guy** · 07-25-2011, 03:01 PM

Did all STH get this?

I didn't get mine.

PunkinDrublic · 07-25-2011, 03:03 PM

P.S

When the game is over clear the premises immediately.

DRU · 07-25-2011, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Did all STH get this?

I didn't get mine.

I got one.

**wazu** · 07-25-2011, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Did all STH get this?

I didn't get mine.

Me either. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

**chefsos** · 07-25-2011, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Did all STH get this?

I didn't get mine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazu

Me either. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

"Exclusive", strangely enough, is very similar to "excluded".

Extra Point · 07-25-2011, 03:51 PM

P.S. Don't make the golden boy flip you off again. Many thanks.

**chasedude** · 07-25-2011, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Extra Point

P.S. Don't make the golden boy flip you off again. Many thanks.

Rep!

**gblowfish** · 07-25-2011, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Extra Point

P.S. Don't make the golden boy flip you off again. Many thanks.

Waving. He said he was waving....

07-25-2011, 02:34 PM	Topic Starter
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16896178 VARSITY	I Got an Email from Clark Today Reads like this: Dear George, Earlier today, the NFL Clubs reached a new labor agreement with our players. The new agreement is fair to both clubs and players, and most importantly, allows us to get back to the game we love so much. We want to thank you for your patience and continued support throughout this offseason.While it has been a unique and challenging time for all who love the game, our football operations and business staff have remained united and focused on one goal – to continue building a team that can consistently compete for championships. We hope you are excited for what is sure to be intense football action throughout the entire 2011 campaign. Thanks to the atmosphere that you helped create at Arrowhead last season, we will be featured in four nationally-televised, primetime games in 2011. We will also square off against six playoff teams from a year ago. We are looking forward to sharing every exciting moment with you. To show our appreciation, we'd like to invite you to an exclusive night at Chiefs Training Camp in St. Joseph. It promises to be a memorable night with fun for the entire family. In the next few days, you will be receiving an email with more details about this event just for Chiefs Season Ticket Holders. Again, thank you for your dedication and we look forward to seeing you at training camp in the next few weeks and at Arrowhead this season. Sincerely, Clark Hunt Chairman and CEO
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