Weather Anyone go Black Friday shopping?

**luv** · 11-25-2011, 05:41 AM

Feel free to share any experiences.

Three or four years ago, I went with a friend to Target. Wasn't too bad of an experience, so I decided to participate in Black Friday this year. No Wal-Mart, no Target, no Best Buy, and no Mall. I went to Academy Sports. I had a friend call me at 1am to tell me people were in line when the drove buy. The store wasn't opening until 5am, so I was going to head that way at 3am. Instead, I got there at 1:30, and there were about 25 people in line. I waited in my car until more people started lining up. I froze my hiney off from 2:20am until 5am.

Two good things I got from this experience. One, Christmas shopping for dad is done. Two, I am reminded why I don't do this, so probably won't again.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been up for 20 1/2 hours, and I have to take my mom out for lunch for her birthday before meeting friends to watch the LSU/Arkansas game. I'm going to bed!

Hammock Parties · 11-25-2011, 05:46 AM

A Black Friday thread and you didn't tell us what you bought.

Another ****ing Luv Thread

**luv** · 11-25-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

A Black Friday thread and you didn't tell us what you bought.

Another ****ing Luv Thread

Dad's been lurking. I went shopping for him.

**Bob Dole** · 11-25-2011, 05:49 AM

Bob Dole got cold standing in line at the bakery to get to BOGO monkey bread and just came back home.

BryanBusby · 11-25-2011, 05:57 AM

I took a shit, put a xbox 360 bundle in my online shopping cart and F5'd WMs site until it went through. That took a whopping 5 minutes.

I celebrated by eating pie and watching people do stupid shit on TV.

kcxiv · 11-25-2011, 06:00 AM

imma order me a 360 from gamestop a bit later, 150 bucks. I need another, i hate moving the one i have from the living room to the bedroom for some family kinect. lol

**cabletech94** · 11-25-2011, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by kcxiv

imma order me a 360 from gamestop a bit later, 150 bucks. I need another, i hate moving the one i have from the living room to the bedroom for some family kinect. lol

that's a great price!

**dirk digler** · 11-25-2011, 08:25 AM

Last night was my first time going early Black Friday shopping. Went with the woman to the local Walmart at 10PM. Even in our small town it was a ****ing mad house. I was one of about hundred standing around the $10 video games and at 10PM they were like ****ing vultures ripping shit and just reaching for anything just to get 1 game. Funny thing is I waited and got lucky got the last game that I wanted and I didn't even have to act like madman.

The woman was standing by the $1 bath towels and she said women were literally diving into the boxes head first to get the towels.

people are just ****ing crazy

Rasputin · 11-25-2011, 08:41 AM

**** NO! Not stepping out doors today.

Last year at Hellmarts, with agonizing back pain, I just wanted to get a jug of milk. They had all the groc iles blocked off with huge lines. So damnet Carl to hell couldn't get milk. I was hurting but still managed for a bit to get around and see what the big deal was with all these zombie shoppers. I stopped & while holding onto my empty shopping cart, couldn't get around any body. Then GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY flippin back BAMM some jack off runs right into me with his shopping cart *UUCK it hurt sumbitch. Really asshole. Not a sorry or my bad. ****ing douchbag.

Back pain sucks. Going to Hellmarts on black friday was just dumbassery on my part. Wasn't even thinking about black friday just wanted to get milk.

Rasputin · 11-25-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

**** NO! Not stepping out doors today.

Last year at Hellmarts, with agonizing back pain, I just wanted to get a jug of milk. They had all the groc iles blocked off with huge lines. So damnet Carl to hell couldn't get milk. I was hurting but still managed for a bit to get around and see what the big deal was with all these zombie shoppers. I stopped & while holding onto my empty shopping cart, couldn't get around any body. Then GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY flippin back BAMM some jack off runs right into me with his shopping cart *UUCK it hurt sumbitch. Really asshole. Not a sorry or my bad. ****ing douchbag.

Back pain sucks. Going to Hellmarts on black friday was just dumbassery on my part. Wasn't even thinking about black friday just wanted to get milk.

Guess I'm a lier about not going out. The hot chick that live in upstares appartment ask me to take her. Wish me luck. Gittity gittity...

JD10367 · 11-25-2011, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

Guess I'm a lier about not going out. The hot chick that live in upstares appartment ask me to take her. Wish me luck. Gittity gittity...

Not what she meant, dumbass.

::: knock on Tattoo's door, he opens it :::
::: hot upstairs neighbor in skimpy clothing :::
"Take me, Tattoo! Take me now!"
"Uhhh... okay, but I hate Black Friday shopping so I'll wait in the car."

Rasputin · 11-25-2011, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Not what she meant, dumbass.

::: knock on Tattoo's door, he opens it :::
::: hot upstairs neighbor in skimpy clothing :::
"Take me, Tattoo! Take me now!"
"Uhhh... okay, but I hate Black Friday shopping so I'll wait in the car."

I'm a smuck

**007** · 11-25-2011, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

**** NO! Not stepping out doors today.

Last year at Hellmarts, with agonizing back pain, I just wanted to get a jug of milk. They had all the groc iles blocked off with huge lines. So damnet Carl to hell couldn't get milk. I was hurting but still managed for a bit to get around and see what the big deal was with all these zombie shoppers. I stopped & while holding onto my empty shopping cart, couldn't get around any body. Then GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY flippin back BAMM some jack off runs right into me with his shopping cart *UUCK it hurt sumbitch. Really asshole. Not a sorry or my bad. ****ing douchbag.

Back pain sucks. Going to Hellmarts on black friday was just dumbassery on my part. Wasn't even thinking about black friday just wanted to get milk.

brilliant

Stewie · 11-25-2011, 08:29 AM

For a $2 waffle maker. People are stupid.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 11-25-2011, 08:31 AM

I just read a story where some dumb bitch used pepper spray on the crowd so she could get what she wanted.

11-25-2011, 05:41 AM	Topic Starter
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1240000	Anyone go Black Friday shopping? Feel free to share any experiences. Three or four years ago, I went with a friend to Target. Wasn't too bad of an experience, so I decided to participate in Black Friday this year. No Wal-Mart, no Target, no Best Buy, and no Mall. I went to Academy Sports. I had a friend call me at 1am to tell me people were in line when the drove buy. The store wasn't opening until 5am, so I was going to head that way at 3am. Instead, I got there at 1:30, and there were about 25 people in line. I waited in my car until more people started lining up. I froze my hiney off from 2:20am until 5am. Two good things I got from this experience. One, Christmas shopping for dad is done. Two, I am reminded why I don't do this, so probably won't again. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been up for 20 1/2 hours, and I have to take my mom out for lunch for her birthday before meeting friends to watch the LSU/Arkansas game. I'm going to bed!
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11-25-2011, 05:46 AM	#2
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $860478	A Black Friday thread and you didn't tell us what you bought. Another ****ing Luv Thread __________________ Chiefs game films
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11-25-2011, 05:49 AM	#4
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1274563	Bob Dole got cold standing in line at the bakery to get to BOGO monkey bread and just came back home.
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11-25-2011, 05:57 AM	#5
BryanBusby In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2006 Casino cash: $3169900 VARSITY	I took a shit, put a xbox 360 bundle in my online shopping cart and F5'd WMs site until it went through. That took a whopping 5 minutes. I celebrated by eating pie and watching people do stupid shit on TV.
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11-25-2011, 06:00 AM	#6
kcxiv In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Valley, Cali Casino cash: $8697996	imma order me a 360 from gamestop a bit later, 150 bucks. I need another, i hate moving the one i have from the living room to the bedroom for some family kinect. lol
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11-25-2011, 08:25 AM	#8
dirk digler Please squeeze Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Clinton, MO Casino cash: $174644	Last night was my first time going early Black Friday shopping. Went with the woman to the local Walmart at 10PM. Even in our small town it was a **ing mad house. I was one of about hundred standing around the $10 video games and at 10PM they were like ing vultures ripping shit and just reaching for anything just to get 1 game. Funny thing is I waited and got lucky got the last game that I wanted and I didn't even have to act like madman. The woman was standing by the $1 bath towels and she said women were literally diving into the boxes head first to get the towels. people are just **ing crazy
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11-25-2011, 08:41 AM	#9
Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $95421	**** NO! Not stepping out doors today. Last year at Hellmarts, with agonizing back pain, I just wanted to get a jug of milk. They had all the groc iles blocked off with huge lines. So damnet Carl to hell couldn't get milk. I was hurting but still managed for a bit to get around and see what the big deal was with all these zombie shoppers. I stopped & while holding onto my empty shopping cart, couldn't get around any body. Then GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY flippin back BAMM some jack off runs right into me with his shopping cart UUCK it hurt sumbitch. Really asshole. Not a sorry or my bad. ***ing douchbag. Back pain sucks. Going to Hellmarts on black friday was just dumbassery on my part. Wasn't even thinking about black friday just wanted to get milk. __________________ "Those who don't believe in magic will never find it"
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11-25-2011, 08:29 AM	#14
Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $-1760099	For a $2 waffle maker. People are stupid.
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11-25-2011, 08:31 AM	#15
OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2071115	I just read a story where some dumb bitch used pepper spray on the crowd so she could get what she wanted.
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