Poop Packers sell $7M in "Non Stock" Stock in 2 hours

Kerberos · 12-07-2011, 10:33 AM

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...f-the-shelves/

IN 2 Hours and 20 minutes............

Packers non-stock stock flies off the shelves
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on December 7, 2011, 10:49 AM EST
Mark Murphy

Plenty of Packers fans made sure on Tuesday that they ordered Packers stock in time to put the certificate under the Christmas tree.

The Packers wouldn’t provide complete numbers on how many shares they sold Tuesday, but 28,000 shares were sold in the first two hours and twenty minutes alone, according to the Green Bay Press-Gazette.

At $250 apiece, that’s $7 million of revenue in less than three hours. 250,000 shares are available overall, which means the Packers can (and probably will) make $62.5 million from the stock sale by the time it’s over.

The Packers are essentially printing money and don’t have to do anything for it. More power to them.

On one hand, it seems insane that a certificate which entitles its owner to virtually nothing could be such a cash cow. On the other hand, I’d probably buy it for my dad if he happened to be a diehard Packers fan. (He’s not.)

It’s worth wondering if other teams could somehow replicate this business model, but the fantasy of “ownership” just wouldn’t make sense in any other town.

Despite that, we are considering a sale of PFT stock to all our readers. It will cost the same as a year’s subscription to the site.

Kerberos · 12-07-2011, 10:34 AM

I would give Clark a used condom and a stick of gum for 10 shares of Chiefs stock and an autograph picture of Christian Okoye.

DumbHillbillies · 12-07-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerberos

I would give Clark a used condom and a stick of gum for 10 shares of Chiefs stock and an autograph picture of Christian Okoye.

lol

**DaKCMan AP** · 12-07-2011, 10:36 AM

People who buy this are stupid. You're not buying stock. You're not investing. You're just donating $250 to the Packers.

-King- · 12-07-2011, 10:39 AM

They're literally just buying a piece of paper with the packers logo on it.

But then again, if you've won 4 super bowls, you can still diseased foreskins and still make millions.
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rageeumr · 12-07-2011, 10:42 AM

**bevischief** · 12-07-2011, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by rageeumr

He already did it with bricks...

**jAZ** · 12-07-2011, 10:51 AM

The entire collectibles industry.

**Bugeater** · 12-07-2011, 11:04 AM

Sports fans are dumb.

Deberg_1990 · 12-07-2011, 11:16 AM

$250 for a meaningless piece of paper. Why hasnt Clark thought of this yet?

Dragonocho · 12-07-2011, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

$250 for a meaningless piece of paper. Why hasnt Clark thought of this yet?

He did. They call them season tickets.

Skyy God · 12-07-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

$250 for a meaningless piece of paper. Why hasnt Clark thought of this yet?

GB's public ownership is grandfathered in by the NFL.

Dayze · 12-07-2011, 11:47 AM

Clark would set up Arrowhead parking lot as the only place where you could buy stock, and charge $30 for parking.

12-07-2011, 11:59 AM

I don't know why they don't sell them every year. People are reeruned.

**Munson** · 12-07-2011, 12:18 PM

I wish I could think of a brilliant scam like the Packers have pulled off. Bernie Madoff would be proud.

12-07-2011, 10:33 AM	Topic Starter
Kerberos Chiefs Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $10000632	Packers sell $7M in "Non Stock" Stock in 2 hours http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...f-the-shelves/ IN 2 Hours and 20 minutes............ Packers non-stock stock flies off the shelves Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on December 7, 2011, 10:49 AM EST Mark Murphy Plenty of Packers fans made sure on Tuesday that they ordered Packers stock in time to put the certificate under the Christmas tree. The Packers wouldn’t provide complete numbers on how many shares they sold Tuesday, but 28,000 shares were sold in the first two hours and twenty minutes alone, according to the Green Bay Press-Gazette. At $250 apiece, that’s $7 million of revenue in less than three hours. 250,000 shares are available overall, which means the Packers can (and probably will) make $62.5 million from the stock sale by the time it’s over. The Packers are essentially printing money and don’t have to do anything for it. More power to them. On one hand, it seems insane that a certificate which entitles its owner to virtually nothing could be such a cash cow. On the other hand, I’d probably buy it for my dad if he happened to be a diehard Packers fan. (He’s not.) It’s worth wondering if other teams could somehow replicate this business model, but the fantasy of “ownership” just wouldn’t make sense in any other town. Despite that, we are considering a sale of PFT stock to all our readers. It will cost the same as a year’s subscription to the site.
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