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Embrace the love
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Listen all Ye: Heed my warning--about fapping
A serious issue is upon us. We are surrounded by chronic masturbators. Thank God that this site has given us the intel to find them out and confront.
http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to...a-masturbator/ |
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Bump it
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Didn't read, too busy fapping.
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I'll be back.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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That can't be serious
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Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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Embrace the love
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Reason: Omega beat me to it.
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Take a Chill Pill
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How to spot a masturbator.
Look at anybody. |
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Special Teams ACE!!!
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I'm pretty sure this is a joke site. I read an article at this website awhile ago which explained how The Golden Girls gained so many homosexual male fans, and encouraged so many of them in the closet to come out and spread sin everywhere.
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Special Teams ACE!!!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
"Like similar satirical websites, Christwire's stories have often erroneously been taken at face value due to their plausibility" There ya go. |
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Embrace the love
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Did you honestly think this was for real? On a related note I hear air is invisible, can you provide some proof? |
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Roy E.
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Veteran
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For adults, masturbation exhausts. It can make one groggy and unfocused. It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand.
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Paladin
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Banned
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Unless you have to stick something up your ass to get off
you're fine |
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