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Old 08-22-2012, 03:38 PM   Topic Starter
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Dumb old woman ruins 100-year old painting



From left to right: original, before restoration attempt, after



I can paint that! Wait, no I can't!

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Would you think to match your home-grown painting skills against a classical artist? Probably not, but that's just what a well-intentioned woman in her 80s did recently in Spain.

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The BBC Europe correspondent described the painting's current state as resembling "a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic."
Some dumb old woman was tired of looking at an old, faded painting of Jesus on a church wall and thought she could fix it. She didn't.

Even more hilarious, the original artist's granddaughter had JUST recently made a donation to get that painting professionally restored.
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:43 PM   #2
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:44 PM   #3
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:45 PM   #4
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:45 PM   #5
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:45 PM   #6
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:46 PM   #7
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:49 PM   #8
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:54 PM   #9
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Old 08-22-2012, 04:00 PM   #11
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