Naked Man Interrupts Interview

[NewChief]

Gotta love my home state. Video is at the link. The old dude is freaking hilarious, though:

http://gawker.com/5940285/naked-man-...ed-news-report
Naked Man Walks Out of Woods During Unrelated News Report
Neetzan Zimmerman
A news team from Central Arkansas NBC affiliate KARK were in Benton on Sunday shooting a story about a house damaged by a fallen tree when out of the woods walked an intoxicated man wearing naught but the clothes he was born with.

"What is this out there that we got?" said homeowner John Manassel, surprised to see the uninvited guest. "I oughtta go out there and start an ass kicking contest."

Sadly, that contest never came to pass. Instead, deputies were called to pick up 22-year-old Nathaniel Koba on charges of indecent exposure and public intoxication.

What Koba was doing in the woods naked while high on drugs remains open to conjecture.

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by NewChief

What Koba was doing in the woods naked while high on drugs remains open to conjecture.

The writer has obviously never been high in the woods.

[Rain Man]

If you're naked, you shouldn't walk up to a car that says, "Channel 4 News" on the side of it.

[BoneKrusher]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you're naked, you shouldn't walk up to a car that says, "Channel 4 News" on the side of it.

lol yeah, and avoid cars with a star on the door as well.

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you're naked, you shouldn't walk up to a car that says, "Channel 4 News" on the side of it.

This is sound advice.

[Dayze]

Anyone seen MoHillbilly?

[Baby Lee]

And that is what we call an 'expedited frisk.'

[BWillie]

The naked man. Its kinds my move.

[Rain Man]

The whole American thing about nudity is really odd. They fuzz out this dude's nether regions, but why?

Every American man has seen a penis at some point (if you count their own), and 99 percent of American women. Is it just so children won't see it? And what's going to happen to them if they do?

Don't get me wrong. I don't want to see this fellow's gear shift. If it was a woman I wouldn't mind taking a look, but even then, seeing a woman's inner cathedral isn't exactly hard to do these days. Open browser, google any of a hundred different terms, and you're far better off than a news camera shot.

So why does society continue to blur the lower extremities?

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The whole American thing about nudity is really odd. They fuzz out this dude's nether regions, but why?

Every American man has seen a penis at some point (if you count their own), and 99 percent of American women. Is it just so children won't see it? And what's going to happen to them if they do?

Don't get me wrong. I don't want to see this fellow's gear shift. If it was a woman I wouldn't mind taking a look, but even then, seeing a woman's inner cathedral isn't exactly hard to do these days. Open browser, google any of a hundred different terms, and you're far better off than a news camera shot.

So why does society continue to blur the lower extremities?

Because they aren't getting any...

[Chiefspants]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The whole American thing about nudity is really odd. They fuzz out this dude's nether regions, but why?

Every American man has seen a penis at some point (if you count their own), and 99 percent of American women. Is it just so children won't see it? And what's going to happen to them if they do?

Don't get me wrong. I don't want to see this fellow's gear shift. If it was a woman I wouldn't mind taking a look, but even then, seeing a woman's inner cathedral isn't exactly hard to do these days. Open browser, google any of a hundred different terms, and you're far better off than a news camera shot.

So why does society continue to blur the lower extremities?

The reaction to Janet Jackson's slip up may be the answer to this question.

[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The whole American thing about nudity is really odd. They fuzz out this dude's nether regions, but why?

Every American man has seen a penis at some point (if you count their own), and 99 percent of American women. Is it just so children won't see it? And what's going to happen to them if they do?

Don't get me wrong. I don't want to see this fellow's gear shift. If it was a woman I wouldn't mind taking a look, but even then, seeing a woman's inner cathedral isn't exactly hard to do these days. Open browser, google any of a hundred different terms, and you're far better off than a news camera shot.

So why does society continue to blur the lower extremities?

Because if women got to see enough dongs, they would realize just how small their husbands' dongs are by comparison (assuming they aren't married to CP members, of course).

[Canofbier]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The whole American thing about nudity is really odd. They fuzz out this dude's nether regions, but why?

Every American man has seen a penis at some point (if you count their own), and 99 percent of American women. Is it just so children won't see it? And what's going to happen to them if they do?

Don't get me wrong. I don't want to see this fellow's gear shift. If it was a woman I wouldn't mind taking a look, but even then, seeing a woman's inner cathedral isn't exactly hard to do these days. Open browser, google any of a hundred different terms, and you're far better off than a news camera shot.

So why does society continue to blur the lower extremities?

Yeah, I'm with you on this one. The old man's reaction to seeing this guy was something else. I thought he was going to go get his rifle to shoot him or something. If I were him, I'd be more amused than anything. Anyone who's so goddamn ornery at that age is better off just keeling over and dying, IMO.

[Ace Gunner]

That cop shoulda pistol whipped his menacing ass. And dick. And head, too.

[jspchief]

Reminds me of a time we left a drunk buddy laying in some random lawn next to a gas can with a lighter in his hand.

The next morning on my way to work I pulled up next to a cop car at red light. In the backseat? My friend, looking rather dejected.