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Excuses to get out of work every Sunday for the next 17 weeks...
I had a heartattack
My car broke down Its my new religious holiday I thought today was Monday Im waiting in line for the new iPhone Ive been kidnapped My 11 year old son stole our car My house burned down Ive been legitimately raped Sushi gave me food poisoning I have to vote My PTSD is kicking in Im waiting in line for the new Motorola phone Jury duty is on Sundays now, dontcha know? I ran out of gas and the gas station ran out of gas and I tried syphoning gas from my neighbor and he caught me and now I have to mow his lawn. But Im using his gas. The Mayans told me the end of world was happening so Ive been in my bunker all day MATT CASSELL IS GOING TO WIN THE MVP TODAY! |
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In Search of a Life
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back when i worked at a major hardware store, i told them ic ouldnt work sundays because i had a sunday job tinting windows on cars. It worked, my good friend had a business tinting windows, so my alibi was rock solid. haha Anyways, i got hired and never had to work sundays while everyone else did. it was great. I also did say i will work the other 6 day whenever they needed me too.
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Needs more middle fingers
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I am a man of Christ, and working Sundays is against my religion.
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Find a gig at another fast food joint, where they don't make you work Sunday's?
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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There you have it for the WIN!
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You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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I don't work on Shabbos.
This one might actually work, especially if your bosses are Big Lebowski fans.
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Quit your bullshit
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This thread is great if you don't like funny things. Can this be the stupid chain e-mail thread?
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