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Old 11-06-2012, 09:29 AM   Topic Starter
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Does a vasectomy hurt as bad as they say?
I just found out I have some sperm. I've never had that before and my gf is trying to tell me it hurts like a bitch when it actually comes out (I think she's messing with me).

Any advice? Laughing gas or just take the needle to numb the pain?

Oh, I hate going to the Urology doc too. That really can't help.
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:33 AM   #2
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:57 AM   #3
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:59 AM   #4
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:21 AM   #5
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:53 AM   #6
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:54 AM   #7
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Anytime a needle goes into your balls it's not pleasant. I practically self-levitated off the table when that went down.

My recovery time was a few days. Try to plan it on a good weekend of sports. Unfortunately you already missed the Chiefs bye week.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:09 AM   #9
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My trip to the chop shop….

I want to preface this with – I ain’t the kinda guy to just curse somebody out….I just don’t do that.
All was well right up to the point the nurse said, “You’re going to feel a littly sting”, and then she injected my nut sack tube (vas deferens) with a numbing agent and I just about went through the ****ing ROOF! I damn near yelled, "MOTHER ****! A little sting my ASS! ****!”
I mean I'm immediatly full on sailor mode! She apologizes and I told her damn if it’s gonna hurt like a bitch at least tell me straight up! Pissed me OFF! I mean ****! It’s my ballsack man! Be honest….SHIT! I was SOFAKING MAD dude!
So we wait for it to take effect and the doc goes after it. It didn’t hurt exactly, it’s just uncomfortable. To me, yes I’m a baby when it comes to someone knifing my ballsack, it was more than a little uncomfortable….yet it didn’t HURT per say. This nurse is in my face the whole time talking about the weather and crap and after about 15 minutes have gone by and sweat is rolling down my face I finally just looked up at her and said, “I’m sorry, but what in the HELLl is taking so long?!? For God’s sake stitch me up and get me outta here!”
By the time I hobbled out of there I apologized profusely to her and she said, “Oh honey that was NOTHING. I’ve had much worse than you.” I made sure to tell here again about the honesty thing and she said she’d remember that forever.

EDIT - yeah per prev post - frozen corn/peas/whatever.... chill in your favorite recliner, ice your nuts &, drink beer for few days and you're back in action.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:22 AM   #10
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My trip to the chop shop….

I want to preface this with – I ain’t the kinda guy to just curse somebody out….I just don’t do that.
All was well right up to the point the nurse said, “You’re going to feel a littly sting”, and then she injected my nut sack tube (vas deferens) with a numbing agent and I just about went through the ****ing ROOF! I damn near yelled, "MOTHER ****! A little sting my ASS! ****!”
I mean I'm immediatly full on sailor mode! She apologizes and I told her damn if it’s gonna hurt like a bitch at least tell me straight up! Pissed me OFF! I mean ****! It’s my ballsack man! Be honest….SHIT! I was SOFAKING MAD dude!
So we wait for it to take effect and the doc goes after it. It didn’t hurt exactly, it’s just uncomfortable. To me, yes I’m a baby when it comes to someone knifing my ballsack, it was more than a little uncomfortable….yet it didn’t HURT per say. This nurse is in my face the whole time talking about the weather and crap and after about 15 minutes have gone by and sweat is rolling down my face I finally just looked up at her and said, “I’m sorry, but what in the HELLl is taking so long?!? For God’s sake stitch me up and get me outta here!”
By the time I hobbled out of there I apologized profusely to her and she said, “Oh honey that was NOTHING. I’ve had much worse than you.” I made sure to tell here again about the honesty thing and she said she’d remember that forever.

EDIT - yeah per prev post - frozen corn/peas/whatever.... chill in your favorite recliner, ice your nuts &, drink beer for few days and you're back in action.
You are getting a needle stuck in your sack and then sliced open. what did you expect? It to feel like butterfly kisses?
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:38 AM   #11
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You are getting a needle stuck in your sack and then sliced open. what did you expect? It to feel like butterfly kisses?
I would expect the nurse to tell me if it was gonna HURT LIKE A GIANT MOTHER****ING BITCH instead of saying "You're going to feel a little sting."

it's PISSING ME OFF all over again just thinking about it. what a stupid bitch!

here's a for instance...
for instance, the time I cut the tip of my thumb off and had to get what they call a "block" (where they inject like a quart of fluid into your thumb), the nurse looked me right in the eyes and said "I'm sorry, but this is gonna HURT LIKE A GIANT MOTHER****ING BITCH so prepare yourself!" OK, maybe I para-phrased that a little bit...but not much. they told me some ladies have said a block is worse than childbirth.
it was bad.
I still have two whole thumbs though!
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isn't getting married just another term for vasectomy? how do you get your balls chopped off twice? Also if you have a woman do it is it just an excuse for another woman to touch your twig n' berries without getting a divorce. Then lets say you end up getting a divorce and marry a hot 23 year old super model but your balls are in a jar taking its ultimate soak. How can you let this happen!!?
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isn't getting married just another term for vasectomy? how do you get your balls chopped off twice? Also if you have a woman do it is it just an excuse for another woman to touch your twig n' berries without getting a divorce. Then lets say you end up getting a divorce and marry a hot 23 year old super model but your balls are in a jar taking its ultimate soak. How can you let this happen!!?
Hmmm, I can't tell if you're joking or if you're truly ignorant enough to think that they take out your testicles.
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Old 11-06-2012, 11:50 AM   #14
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Hmmm, I can't tell if you're joking or if you're truly ignorant enough to think that they take out your testicles.
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