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Does being a Chiefs fan hurt as bad as they say?
I'm serious.
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You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
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Yes, yes it does, more so than you can imagine.
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It hurts at first and feels a little awkward. Once you get past that, you'll be good to go. Take it like a man!
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sorta mod-ish
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This is a question?
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You Sweetie!
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stax of wax
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Imagine a thin metal rod being inserted up your urethra then slowly heated up by a constant flame on the end. While it's heating, 2 inch long thorns are pushed under your toenails, one at a time. Then under your fingernails, one at a time until all 10 toes and fingers are bleeding furiously. Then you have your eyelids slowly trimmed off with razor blades. By now the rod in your dick is burning through the soft tissue inside and the smoke from burning flesh chokes your breathing. The skin around the opening is bubbling like an egg frying. Your teeth are then removed one at a time with pliers and nails are pounded into the empty sockets and into the bone.
Just before you pass out from agony and blood loss you think to yourself.... at least once I die I don't have to be a Chiefs fan any longer.
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You wake up with a sore butt and see Clark on TV with a can of Ether, but i'm not sure the two correlate at all.
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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The 1929 Buffalo Bisons fan club has never lost hope, and neither should you.
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THREEPEAT!!!
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Being a Chiefs fan is like being a prisoner who is physically weak and "pretty".
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot OVER!
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Once you get past the head getting in, it's all down hill from there.
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I just relish in the time that we do win a Super Bowl, scratch that do win a playoff game, scratch that do get the lead in a game.
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This season has been more painful than 13-3 and a heartbreaking playoff loss.
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