Military Absentee Ballots Delivered One Day Late, Would Have Swung Election For Mitt

[BucEyedPea]

Does the left still think every vote should count?

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt Romney.

Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was surprised at the contents.

“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment. “I expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago. It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the course of history.”

The whole report of incidents is pretty bad. Another military screw-up or the advantages of incumbency?

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/11/mi...on-for-romney/

[Brainiac]

Q

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=266382

[Brainiac]

By the way, duffelblog.com is a satire web site.

Not your best thread, BEP.

[VAChief]

Originally Posted by Brainiac

By the way, duffelblog.com is a satire web site.

Not your best thread, BEP.

Dang, this one looked legit too.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/11/pa...tine-services/

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Brainiac

By the way, duffelblog.com is a satire web site.

Not your best thread, BEP.

It was linked elsehwhere. I never heard of the site but it didn't look like satire at first look.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

It was linked elsehwhere. I never heard of the site but it didn't look like satire at first look.

We've all been done it at one time or another.

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

We've all been done it at one time or another.

Feel free to delete it, then. That's what I would do if I had the option. But it's not a post so I can't.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

It was linked elsehwhere. I never heard of the site but it didn't look like satire at first look.

Chin-up BEP. We don't really expect any better from you. Heh.

[Pawnmower]

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

it didn't look like satire at first look.

That is because you are a complete moron.

[Ugly Duck]

The Onion names Kim Jong Un 'Sexiest Man Alive,' Communist Party newspaper - missing the satire - runs with it

BEIJING — The online version of China's Communist Party newspaper has hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as the "Sexiest Man Alive" — not realizing it is satire.

The People's Daily on Tuesday ran a 55-page photo spread on its website in a tribute to the round-faced leader, under the headline "North Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012."

Quoting The Onion's spoof report, the Chinese newspaper wrote, "With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true."

"Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," the People's Daily cited The Onion as saying.

[Messier]

I think this was a joke.

[Brainiac]

Originally Posted by Messier

I think this was a joke.

The article or the thread?

[Messier]

Originally Posted by Brainiac

The article or the thread?

I meant the article, but now that you mention it....

[Brainiac]

Originally Posted by Messier

I meant the article, but now that you mention it....

There's always the chance that BEP knew the article was a joke, knew it had already been posted and debunked in another thread, and was just having a little fun with the Left.

Edit: Oops, never mind.

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Brainiac

There's always the chance that BEP knew the article was a joke, knew it had already been posted and debunked in another thread, and was just having a little fun with the Left.

Edit: Oops, never mind.

Actually no, I didn't. Only if you start to go through the site do you see the satire, which I did after you mentioned it. But not when it's the article on a page due to a link.