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Old 11-27-2012, 12:18 PM   Topic Starter
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Belgian man finds out his wife of 19 years was born a man !

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A Belgian man is battling the country’s court system to get his marriage annulled after finding out that his wife of 19 years was born a man.

Jan, identified only by his first name, told the Het Nieuwsblad newspaper that he discovered his Indonesian wife Monica underwent a sex change after he and his son heard rumors, according to the Telegraph.

"I brought her to Belgium. That was not easy. The Belgian courts had serious doubts about the authenticity of her birth and her identity papers, but eventually they accepted it anyway,” he said. “I thought she was an attractive woman, all woman. She had no male traits."

Jan, who is now undergoing psychiatric treatment, added that he decided not to have children with his wife because he had two in his previous marriage, and that Monica pretended to menstruate by using sanitary towels, according to the newspaper report cited by the Telegraph.

Belgian courts have so far refused to let the marriage be annulled.


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Old 11-27-2012, 12:27 PM   #2
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That's ****ing Crying Game bullshit there.
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Old 11-27-2012, 12:30 PM   #3
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you'd think he'd figure that shit out after she kept leaving the lid up on the toilet
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Old 11-27-2012, 12:32 PM   #4
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So, he waffled?
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Old 11-27-2012, 12:34 PM   #5
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Old 11-27-2012, 12:40 PM   #6
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"Jan, identified only by his first name, told the Het Nieuwsblad newspaper that he discovered his Indonesian wife Monica underwent a sex change after he and his son heard rumors, according to the Telegraph."

This sentence confuses me.
He heard rumors, then she had a sex change? Wouldn't her hairy bean-bag have tipped him off at some point over 19 years?

Are they saying that the wife had a sex change in Indonesia 19 over years ago? Isn't that akin to brain surgery in Manila 19 years ago?

Shit does not compute.
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Old 11-27-2012, 12:47 PM   #7
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"Jan, identified only by his first name, told the Het Nieuwsblad newspaper that he discovered his Indonesian wife Monica underwent a sex change after he and his son heard rumors, according to the Telegraph."

This sentence confuses me.
He heard rumors, then she had a sex change? Wouldn't her hairy bean-bag have tipped him off at some point over 19 years?

Are they saying that the wife had a sex change in Indonesia 19 over years ago? Isn't that akin to brain surgery in Manila 19 years ago?

Shit does not compute.
Yeah, my read is that it had a sex change 19+ years ago... before they were married. Funny though. Sounds like he fought the GOVT on them to accept her certificate and make it all legal like, now he's fighting them again and saying "you were right 19 years ago".
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Old 11-27-2012, 12:48 PM   #8
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"Jan, identified only by his first name, told the Het Nieuwsblad newspaper that he discovered his Indonesian wife Monica underwent a sex change after he and his son heard rumors, according to the Telegraph."

This sentence confuses me.
He heard rumors, then she had a sex change? Wouldn't her hairy bean-bag have tipped him off at some point over 19 years?

Are they saying that the wife had a sex change in Indonesia 19 over years ago? Isn't that akin to brain surgery in Manila 19 years ago?

Shit does not compute.
It's just a poorly written sentence. They probably cut out some dangling participles or something.
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Old 11-28-2012, 10:29 AM   #9
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It's just a poorly written sentence. They probably cut out some dangling participles or something.

I see what you did here.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:42 PM   #10
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"Jan, identified only by his first name, told the Het Nieuwsblad newspaper that he discovered his Indonesian wife Monica underwent a sex change after he and his son heard rumors, according to the Telegraph."

This sentence confuses me.
He heard rumors, then she had a sex change? Wouldn't her hairy bean-bag have tipped him off at some point over 19 years?

Are they saying that the wife had a sex change in Indonesia 19 over years ago? Isn't that akin to brain surgery in Manila 19 years ago?

Shit does not compute.
LOL I was confused as well. What were these rumors? Something he read on the internet?

This story blows my mind.
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:44 PM   #11
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19 years and she only wanted to do it doggy-style. What do you think tipped him off?
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Old 11-27-2012, 03:46 PM   #12
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19 years and she only wanted to do it doggy-style. What do you think tipped him off?
The hairy cheeks?
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:23 PM   #13
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19 years and she only wanted to do it doggy-style. What do you think tipped him off?
This one was a Bond girl and made it into Playboy.

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Old 11-27-2012, 04:51 PM   #15
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This one was a Bond girl and made it into Playboy.

Damn now thats tough. Gotta go with Yes though.
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