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Old 12-03-2012, 11:30 AM   Topic Starter
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My dog ran off

So I'm out raking the leaves on this nice day. I have a fenced in back yard so I thought it would be nice if my dog was out with me while I rake. I opened the gate for a split second to grab another leaf bag and BAM, she bolts out full sprint.

I run after her, yelling COME HERE. She turns the block and I lose my line of sight, I run up there and can't see her.

I run back to my house get in my car, drive around for 30 minutes or so and by some miracle, there she is about a mile away from my house and she was just about to run into a damn highway.

I jump out of the car, yelling COME HER SCARLETTE! and she runs up to me and into my car completely out of breath.

I haven't been that worried in a long long time.

I think I need to train her some discipline. Damn, what a way to start the day.
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:31 AM   #2
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:31 AM   #3
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:32 AM   #4
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Quiksurfer should be able to help you find it.
I found her

she is sitting in her crate to think about what she has done lol
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:32 AM   #5
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:55 PM   #6
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:32 AM   #7
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:33 AM   #8
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Her name is all wrong, that's the problem.

Had you named her Thomas Jones, she would go about three yards and then sit (or maybe fall)


glad you found her
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:36 AM   #9
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Her name is all wrong, that's the problem.

Had you named her Thomas Jones, she would go about three yards and then sit (or maybe fall)


glad you found her
i like this...

my Akita used to run off and I would have to jump in the car and chase him. As soon as I would stop and open the door the dumb dog would jump in...

he was free running the wild and would see my car and come jump in

"oh boy I get to go for a ride"

dumb dog..

long story short.. glad you got your dog back
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:39 AM   #10
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i like this...

my Akita used to run off and I would have to jump in the car and chase him. As soon as I would stop and open the door the dumb dog would jump in...

he was free running the wild and would see my car and come jump in

"oh boy I get to go for a ride"

dumb dog..

long story short.. glad you got your dog back
I thought Akitas were supposed to be smart. My buddy has one and it is enormous and ****ing scary, but I love it. Great breed.
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:43 AM   #11
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I thought Akitas were supposed to be smart. My buddy has one and it is enormous and ****ing scary, but I love it. Great breed.
Sounds smart to me....."Damnit Dad, I'm gonna get me a ride in the car one way or the other".

Might have had to work to get it, but which got what they wanted, okoye35 or Akita?
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:45 AM   #12
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Sounds smart to me....."Damnit Dad, I'm gonna get me a ride in the car one way or the other".

Might have had to work to get it, but which got what they wanted, okoye35 or Akita?
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:44 AM   #13
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i like this...

my Akita used to run off and I would have to jump in the car and chase him. As soon as I would stop and open the door the dumb dog would jump in...

he was free running the wild and would see my car and come jump in

"oh boy I get to go for a ride"

dumb dog..

long story short.. glad you got your dog back
ya she's a black lab and loves car rides, I knew once I saw her that the open car door would certainly entice her to get the **** in there.
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Her name is all wrong, that's the problem.

Had you named her Thomas Jones, she would go about three yards and then sit (or maybe fall)


glad you found her
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:18 PM   #15
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Had you named her Thomas Jones, she would go about three yards and then sit (or maybe fall)


glad you found her
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