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View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?
Zach 7 14.00%
Simply Red 32 64.00%
They kill each other 11 22.00%
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:16 PM   Topic Starter
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Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:16 PM   #2
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:17 PM   #3
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What's the background between these two...?

Are they lovers?
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:17 PM   #4
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:18 PM   #5
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they likely end up sucking each others' dicks, though.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:09 PM   #6
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they likely end up sucking each others' dicks, though.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:30 PM   #7
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:18 PM   #8
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:18 PM   #9
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Simply Red and he would then dress Zach's body up in stylish fashion.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:19 PM   #10
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Zach would just bore him to death.
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Zach would just bore him to death.


Hey, did you hear about soccer..................
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Exactly. Simply Red puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger. Zach wins by default.
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Exactly. Simply Red puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger
Simply Red has Jovan Belcher's gun, but all nine rounds have been expended.
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